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584 No. 584 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why don't you make a mod where you chan have Zelda as a girl? Oh, forgot that you are too lazy and don't have any time left after shitting things up on tumblr.

If Nintendo retcons the games, there is a risk that they will retcon Zelda 2 too. That game was so bad that it was omitted from Nintendo's 25th anniversary ads. Or, even worse; Nintendo will only retcon Zelda 2

Remember the first game? Remember the manual? Zelda was a little boy without pants. He just strutted along in ignorant pant-free bliss. How old was he then? Probably, 12-17. That would make him 40-45 years old today. Don't you know how hons looks? Transition at a late age is simply horrible.

2 - ?????
Don't know any reason. But Zelda can't be a girl! He just can't.

Admit it! You want it. Because if 2D is better than 3D, how can three holes be better than two? Checkmate, feminists!

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>> No. 586
Yeah, what the fuck are you jabbering about?
>> No. 587
Zelda is a boy. You don't want Zelda to be a girl.
>> No. 588
Why would I care if Zelda is a girl?
>> No. 589
Zelda is a girl.
The character you are incoherently angry about is named Link.
>> No. 614
Op is either trolling or autistic and Zelda II was and is still a decent game.

Whats with this 25 years old shit OP obviously never played windwaker.

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General Minecraft discussion thread for 99chan's very own server.

Minecraft server mc.faggotry.org:25765 - DynMap http://mc.faggotry.org:25766 Maek blox!
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>> No. 560
What would we call ourselves?
>> No. 562
I don't know. 99chan, ya dingus.
>> No. 597
Is this still up? The DynMap doesn't work for me, I'll check the actual server tomorrow.
>> No. 612
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So, uh, since it's kinda slow around here, and I don't think y'all need another Minecraft thread for general builds, I'm just going to post some build stuff.
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Granted, it's not the prettiest yet, I'll get to decking it out, but it's really close to this...

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592 No. 592 hide quickreply [Reply]
steam friends thread? be my friend and i will be yours and i will even leave a comment and say that you are loved and are a good person and maybe we can play a game together. steamid: munnux
>> No. 603
Your last game activity was like 7 months ago Danny, what's been going on with you?

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598 No. 598 hide quickreply [Reply]
I know rate and suggest threads are so 4chan, but I think that it could work really well here. We all obviously have superior tastes in media and could actually recommend some very good films to each other that we might not otherwise have come across.

For those of you that don't know, the basic premise is that you pick a post in the thread and watch the film it mentions, once you've done that you post a reply with a score out of 10 and post a movie of your own that you think other 99channers will enjoy.

I'll start off with a fairly obvious one.
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Well, I don't know how to quantify it on a scale of 1-10, but I've seen your suggested film (in fact, I own a copy of the Criterion Collection edition on DVD) and I love it. It's one of my favorite films. I've seen movies that rove back and forth over larger settings, but in the end leave on thinking "That's IT?!" Contrariwise, 12 Angry Men packs a complete and compelling tale into a single room, and in fact plays on the contained setting in order to heighten tension. Just an all-around good film. I recommend it.

My suggestion:
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I'm slightly confused by what I've just watched. As near as I can figure it was a commentary about 80s life for the "red suspenders" brigade, noting the emptiness of Mac's life despite the fact that he earns 80k a year with 50k something or other. He has no luck with the ladies or friends, and returns to an empty house at the end. Unfortunately I didn't live through the 80s so it was lost on me. I just feel sort of depressed now I've seen it, I'm not sure if that was the emotion it was going for.

>> No. 601
Of the three suggestions so far I've only seen 12 Angry Men. Truly an incredible film. I tend to have a strange taste in film though. I understand and can identify films which are technically good. That is to say, films which are by all objective metrics decided upon to be good. But I find that so many modern TV shows and films, while technically perfect, seem to be lacking something. They're well filmed and well written but have no soul, for lack of a better expression. So while I appreciate technical superiority and take it into account, my favorite films tend to be those full of that incommunicable essence of life. Films that make you want to stop watching films and go out and be alive.

Ralph Bakshi is one of my favorite directors. I'd recommend all of his films but if I had to pick just one it would be American Pop.

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Is anyone else excited about this game? I have loved city sims since I was a wee lad. Now there's a city sim coming out that's medieval themed and centered more around surviving in a harsh world than expanding endlessly and building more parks. Suddenly, serendipity mated two of my most beloved interests and birthed Banished. And, well, that just warms the cockles of my frozen heart.
>> No. 479
I'll definitely check this out, any experiences with it yet?
>> No. 480
None yet, but here's a gameplay trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBGX0dl5Ziw
It's slated for release through Steam "late 2013"

I think what sets this game apart from others of its kind is the way it treats villagers. They don't just build stuff and harvest resources, they're "resources" in and of themselves, somehow. They can raise families and get sick and all kinds of crazy realistic things, so they're much more vulnerable and therefore way more important to the success of your village than resources and expansion alone. I'm no expert, but in my time playing strategy games, I've never encountered one that works that way.

I'm probably wrong, I know there are tons of RTS's out there. But still, there could be no better game for me, I'm obsessed with stuff like this.
>> No. 481
if it's anything like anno then sure, i'll try
>> No. 482

I loved the Anno series with the burning passion of a thousand exploding suns. Especially Anno 1602, that game along with SimCity 3000 are the best city building games ever. Objectively.

I will probably buy this game even if it is panned, the RTS (turn based as well) genre is stagnating and there has to be more people out there that prefer gaming experiences with more depth than pew pew.
>> No. 519
It's dwarf fortress without most of the gameplay, for visual learners.

My people keep dying of old age, and the nomad immigrants never come, despite me burying dozens of unfortunates in the walls of the town hall.

I mean it's fun enough until you get tired of the monotony and lack of enemies.

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565 No. 565 hide quickreply [Reply]
Is anyone watching this?

I wasn't expecting it to be good, but I really liked the premier. That fucking song, too. It sets the mood perfectly.
>> No. 566
I'm definitely NOT interested. I know I'm a minority, but I hated Lost, and this is by the same guy. Fucking mind-benders with little-to-no explanation and the whole "we'll leave it to the audience to interpret" strike me as a total cop-out, not good storytelling.
>> No. 578
LOST is easily the most disappointing show I've ever seen. They actually tried to excuse their bullshit by saying "Nobody wanted midichlorians, right?! We're keeping everything mysterious for you because we know that's what you want!"

And fuck those who say it was about the characters. It was about the island and the mysteries surrounding it. FUCK I hate LOST.
And they were dead the whole time. They just changed that once they realized that everyone had figured it out.
>> No. 579
You are giving me mega deja vu... just yesterday I saw some thing where some guy was yelling about how Lost was not about the characters, it was a plot-driven show, fuck everyone involved in Lost, etc.

I can't remember who in the hell it was or what I was watching.
>> No. 580
I don't know who the yelling videoer was, but I meant that its popularity was based entirely on the mysteries. Sure, some of the mysteries were plot-related, but most weren't because they were just pulled from asses. They clearly came up with weeeiirrrd shit first, and only tried to explain them after everyone got tired of their bullshit and they were going to get cancelled anyway.

The part that was aggravating is that they played everything pretty straight, as though they were going to explain it all. It took me two seasons to realize that they weren't. The Dharma Initiative was the biggest red herring I've ever seen. Second is the time travel fakeout bullshit. Maybe third is "WOOOOOLT!!" and his super mind powers that went nowhere. They never answered most of the questions they raised because they didn't have answers to begin with. Fuck the LOST writers squarely in their stupid and incompetent asses. Or their nostrils or something if they're into the ass thing.

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After years of being daunted by DC's convoluted continuity, I have recently started getting into some of the New 52.

I grew up 100 km from anything resembling a comic shop so my only exposure to DC characters was through Saturday morning cartoons and, as I got older, a handful of one-offs, some of those Greatest Stories Ever Told anthologies, and, more recently, a few of the must-read classic runs (Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Jack Kirby's original run of New Gods). It was through getting into Swamp Thing that I found out about the New 52 reboot and I've since gotten myself up to date on new Swamp Thing, which I really enjoyed. Now that I'm older, live near a handful of excellent and very helpful comic shops, and have money, I'd like to get into more New 52 and follow a few titles the way I wanted to so badly when I was a kid.

I'd like to know what you fine people would recommend. Right now I'm leaning toward Animal Man, since he has some tie-ins with Swamp Thing for the Rotworld arc, though I'd like to know if it's worth reading the whole run or just the Rotworld issues. I'm also leaning toward childhood favorites like Batman (though the number of Batman titles has me a little daunted on where to start. Probably Detective Comics?) and Green Arrow. Any other recommendations for stand-out titles would be great, as well as thoughts on the duds. Current or canceled series are both fine, I have pretty easy access to back issues, and it should be noted that Green Lantern can go fuck himself as far as I'm concerned.

GI Combat and The Green Team look like they could be a ton of goofy fun.

tldr version: help a dude in his late-20s finally fulfill his rural childhood dream of being a comic shop regular
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>it's one of those things that only seems daunting from the outside. If they're using the format of the comicbook properly the past only matters in an academic sense.
I hear ya. It seems like the more I have been looking and reading and asking about where to get started, the more I'm finding that "basically anywhere" is the answer. And any time I get a little confused, a little wikipedia-ing of this or that arc gets me up to speed well enough.

I guess the main thing that seems daunting is just knowing what the fuck to buy. It seems like neat-and-tidy maxi-series are outnumbered by convoluted cross-over arcs that incorporate not just the maxi-series but a number of tie-in mini-series and storylines in other titles. It just seems like a fucking mess, but I guess like anything the best thing to do is just dive in and fill in the blanks anywhere I may get lost.

Things are seeming simpler than I was initially worried about.

So as far as Aquaman goes: Brightest Day, then onward into his current solo title from there?
>> No. 574
>Aquaman goes: Brightest Day, then onward into his current solo title from there?

Yeah, pretty much. Collected volumes of the first Aquaman series are handy too, though not strictly necessary. The important things to know from the early stuff - other than basic origin shit (which they constantly bring back up anyway) - is that Mera comes from another dimension and that Black Manta killed the baby that Aquaman and Mera had together, but I'm pretty sure you get a quick review of all that between Brightest Day and current issues anyway.

>I guess the main thing that seems daunting is just knowing what the fuck to buy. It seems like neat-and-tidy maxi-series are outnumbered by convoluted cross-over arcs that incorporate not just the maxi-series but a number of tie-in mini-series and storylines in other titles. It just seems like a fucking mess

Yes, this, a thousand times over. It's pretty clear that it's all a shameless sales tactic to get you to buy every single comic on the shelf, despite whatever intention you may have to buy a single title pertaining to a single character. My opinion is that, the way they do things at the moment, they might as well just release one volume a month, 52 times thicker than a regular comic, titled "DC Comic". It's a solid tactic that works well for them once a person actually starts to buy comics, but I think the heavy-handedness of it costs them a good deal of potential customers who decide they'd rather not get wrapped up in all that nonsense.

If it were up to me, I'd give each of the JLA core team a comic (Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Flash, Arrow, Wonder Woman, Lantern). I'd use the Type-Comics as a venue for those character's "Family" teams, with no set central character (Detective Comics for the Bat-Fam, Action for the Super-Fam, etc.) - maybe as a double-size issue used for inter-family crossovers, and double features where the back-up trends toward spotlighting lesser known characters in order to generate interest in them. For characters that have a HUGE family of associated characters (Again, Bat-Fam and Super-Fam), I'd probably broaden the number further with a girl-characters and a guy-characters comic - like Dark Knights and Birds of Prey would be the Gotham stuff, rather than giving separate titles to Batgirl, Batwoman, Nightwing, Azrael, Robin, and any number of other Bat-titles that come and go all the time. I'd make a couple titles specifically for cross-over stories between two or three characters (Worlds Finest and Brave And The Bold come to mind), rather than using their main titles for such things. Then there'd be the team comics, like JLA and Teen Titans, which is the ONLY place I'd let an major event cross into, with the exception of events that crossover into titles with stand-alone stories rather than a single tale chained together throughout them all. After that, there's just some miscellaneous peripheral characters that are "big", but don't have an associated family of characters (worth mentioning) that come with them, like Hawkman, The Atom, Firestorm, Swamp Thing, and the like.

Basically, the whole thing could do with some streamlining and simplification, in my opinion. There's fat that needs to be trimmed, and Type-Comics that need act as a showcase of that type, rather than just another venue for the main character that's now typically associated with it, and crossovers that need to be more restricted so as not lose a reader just because they don't have the money to keep up with it all. I certainly don't think they need a whole 52 titles going all the time, and the rate at which they change some of them out just proves it to me.
>> No. 575
Oh, and you haven't complained, but I'm sorry if I don't spoiler-out any back-story stuff. I just don't see that I'm really ruining anything for you, since they'll either enumerate it for you when you need to know it (thus spoiling it for you anyway), or they'll leave you scratching your head over what the hell they're talking about (and a spoiler becomes necessary).
>> No. 576
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Nah, you didn't spoil anything. Like I said, in an effort to figure out where to jump in, I've done a fair bit of backstory reading and it doesn't ruin anything.

I'll probably dive into Aquaman (accidental pun :D ) sometime this summer. I just picked up Camelot 3000 for ten bucks on a recommendation based on my enjoyment of The Killing Joke (Brian Bolland did the art for both) so once I finish that, I'll give Brightest Day a go and then start nabbing some New 52 Aquaman back issues.

Are you as familiar with Marvel as you are with DC? Marvel's characters and titles don't appeal to me nearly as much, but I am very intrigued by Doctor Strange, after finding out that Doctor Orpheus in The Venture Bros is based on him and that the early Ditko issues were awash with psychedelic craziness. He seems like a cool character with a lot of kooky story possibilities. I was also a big fan of the Silver Surfer animated series as a teen. Any advice on good arcs, mini-series, or whathaveyou to try out for either of those characters? I'll probably zip into a couple shops downtown and see what they have to say but more opinions are always good.
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I never really got into Marvel - not the comics anyway. When I first started reading comics, back in the mid-90s (the so-called "Dark Age" of Comics), I was more attracted to DC characters for what I perceived at the time to be a diversity of origins behind their powers. 90s Marvel was all about mutants mutants mutants, and that kind of turned me off to them. That was back when I was like 9 or 10 years old, but; when I got back into comics after highschool, I stuck with what I already knew. In fact, the whole reason I got back into comics was that I went through my old comics one day, started reading them, and felt compelled to find out what happened next once I got to the end of my collection. Things just kinda snowballed from there.

Anyhow, despite my general aversion to Marvel comicbooks, I did enjoy the X-Men and Spiderman animated series from the 90s, and I worked at a comicshop for a couple years, so I'm aware of a fair amount of Marvel characters and continuity, but not enough so that I could tell you what the "good" stories are. Other than getting a basic knowledge of main continuity events of the past, I really only kept up enough to help customers with the Marvel stuff that was current at the time (about 4 years ago now).

When there was a /co/ board though, I seem to recall there being a good amount of Marvel fans around here. Perhaps if one of them would care to chime in....?

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515 No. 515 hide quickreply [Reply]
Looking for the 1992 HK movie The Cat (Lao Mao).
Found one torrent but it has long since died. If anyone has a direct dl or a live torrent it would be much appreciated. It has a kumg fu cat in it
>> No. 516
Mf friend. There are times to torrent things, but there are times when someone creates something so beautiful that you just have to buy it and get them that royalty. This is one of those moments. Good luck
>> No. 536

It's in Mandarin, without English subtitles.
>> No. 567
It's available on cinemageddon (with English subs). Go to irc.cinemageddon.net, join #invites, wait for instructions. They usually just want you to draw a ballza MS Paint picture involving nuns, sharks, etc in exchange for an invite.

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Does anyone here play Kerbal Space Program?

I do. I play the shit out of it. Pictured is the space station I built in orbit around another planet's moon.
>> No. 463
tell me them mods. double tanks?
>> No. 464
Hell yes. I'll post some of my rockets when I get the chance. Best mission I've done so far with one rocket is a Jupiter (Jool) orbiter, I sent a second rocket with more fuel for it. Used up all the fuel on that one trying to match the orbit of the first craft, now I'm trying to build a third even bigger rocket with more fuel so that I can crash land the orbiter on one of the moons with a controlled descent.

Anyone found the easter egg around Duna?
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It's a new stock (not really new anymore) part called a bicoupler. There's also tri- and quad couplers. That station is all stock.

This one uses no mods but KerbPaint, and a bit of part clipping.
>> No. 546
I played the fuck out of this game but frankly ran out of stuff to do. Visited all the planets, unlocked all the parts in campaign mode. I tried using mods but most of them don't add too much and often require huge lag-storm rockets to get in to space.

For anyone looking for some way to extend their KSP adventures, the Kerbal Interstellar Mod is top notch and adds quite a bit without disrupting balance.
>> No. 557
Does anyone play Space Engineers? They are still updating every week with pretty cool stuff.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3b9e_KWO-I

Smashing Demo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaY2ELJ2qk

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541 No. 541 hide quickreply [Reply]
What's the best pac man game. I've only played the original, ms pac man and the one for playstation.
>> No. 547
Pacman World 1 and 2 are good if you're into platformers, don't play 3 though that ones garbage.
>> No. 548
The Mrs. Pac man arcade machine, or the Genesis version. But preferably the arcade machine.

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I really think this was one of the best god damned TV shows of all time.

Your thoughts on True Detective go in this thread.
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Someone begs to differ.
>> No. 507
Breaking Bad had gripping storytelling, excellently addictive use of cliffhangers, and cathartic climaxes. Still a silly cartoon, though.

Also, OP said "one of the best." True Detective being "one of" the best does not mean Breaking Bad can't also be "one of" the best. "He said show X is really good. That must mean he's saying show Y isn't very good! I better let him know that someone begs to differ!"

Not sure how I felt about that ending. I think I need to wait a bit, digest, rewatch, digest again, and then I can share my thoughts.
>> No. 510
Yeah, also a truly great series.

Yeah, the ending did feel a little strange. Sometimes you can feel when the writer was trying to decide who to kill at a given moment while penning the script. That doesn't make it bad, but.. I don't know, you can just feel it sometimes. Otherwise, the cinematography was absolutely stellar and I really cared about all the characters I was supposed to care about, right up to the end.

Did you rewatch it by the way? One thing I have to say is that for a final boss, they didn't develop the killer all that much. That made him feel a little forced. Then again you need a plot twist like that to remain at least a little bit mysterious throughout the series. Did you get the same feeling, though?
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I was blown away. I've hated McConaughey in EVERYTHING I've ever seen him in, but in this, he was amazing. Like a whole different person. It's made me reassess the guy on a whole new level.
>> No. 545
Yeah, he started kicking ass for no particular reason, recently. I recommend watching Mud, the film. It may have been where he first started to decide to actually do decent work a year or two ago. Great movie.

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458 No. 458 hide quickreply [Reply]
I just don't feel like playing vidya anymore. Maybe it's because all my games are shit. Can anyone recommend anything fun?
>> No. 459
If you like turn based games, XCOM with Enemy Within is a ton of fun to play.
>> No. 460

I tried the demo, it seems good but I just don't have the drive to learn something that heavy at the moment. I tried getting back in to tf2 earlier - holy shit I've lost my mad skillz from playing too much total war...

I might just bite the bullet and get call of honour 6: modern airforce 9: future fighting 2.
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Serious Sam, Magicka, both here for cheap: https://www.humblebundle.com/
They also have Zeno Clash 1 & 2 and Rising Storm (Red Orchestra in the eastern front) in the weekly bundle, also cheap.
>> No. 520
leaving the house?

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List some good jrpgs that came out this generation (360, PS3, Wii, PSP, DS)

I haven't played anything.
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>> No. 447
Oh and Xenoblade for the Wii. Good luck finding a copy though, you're better off emulating in Dolphin.
>> No. 448
Lost Odyssey, I liked it, had a fun combat system and fairly easy learning curve, give it a run if you can find it.
>> No. 449
All shin megami tensei games that came out this generation, but I think that goes without saying.
>> No. 450
Tales of Vesperia for action RPG
>> No. 451
I'd say that Dragon's Dogma is definitely up there. I found it to be worth the money. Although it gets really easy at high levels. I might want to mention that my experience was the Dark Arisen version, I hear it's better than the original.

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SO Assassin's creed black flag is actually good.

Probably the best in the entire series. It feels like a good pirate game thats just been given the AC name for the sake of sales. The whole "crazy bullshit" story is much more subdued (Though insanely meta at this point, since your "Present" character is a faceless, nameless protag who is using the animus to research the very game you're playing, which was apparently made by abstergo's Montreal office.Yeahhh)

The combat is still meh, especially in crowds with friendly NPC's around. Still heavily counter based, though the 4 pistols you can get basically wipe out everyone near you. Ship to ship combat is pretty sweet, with cannons, mortars, fire barrels, ramming, boarding and the like. Sailing around feels kinda like windwaker, the world is quite big but also densely enough populated so that there's always at least something to look at around you, including ships fighting each other, which is pretty cool as well.

You can now fast travel to any of those high points you use to reveal the map, build a fleet of ships (less cool then you'd think since they seem to exist entirely in a sort of ship management game, but still.) upgrade your own little pirate cove, etc. The map is pretty damn big too, with I think Three or four really major cities and lots of port towns and such.

I'm kinda rambling but I've been playing for like the last 2 days straight and I'm gonna go play it again after this so...yeah, I recommend it. It is surprisingly and unexpectedly good.

Also that slogan there in the image, which is also on the box, is a lie. He just has eagle vision, climbing and fighting skills to begin with.
>> No. 466
You call that an animated GIF, tumblr?
>> No. 467
It was the first thing I could find with that phrase on it.
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>SO Assassin's creed black flag is actually good.
stopped reading after this.

>> No. 469
It's not perfect or anything but what's wrong with it? Posting a shitty 4dicks meme isn't an argument. Nor is it actually an opinion.
>> No. 470
my reasons for loving or hating it depends on the context that I evaluate, if I see this game as a standalone product it's a very good game, if I evaluate the game on the basis of an another product in ac series; it sucks...

ac series is about assasinating people while traversing cities chock full of different cultural ties, with different architectural styles

now tell me how much have you ran on rooftops in 1st game and compare it to the time you have run in ac4

in the latest games it is obviously easier for a person to run on normal ground as rooftops are nearly unaccessible due to huge number of shooters, but I was playing this game due to the ambient it gives me; assasinate, run to rooftops, continue running untill managing to get away

the fact that you saying "melee combat is meh" is problematic in itself; it is an assassin game, if things get to melee combat then it means something went horribly wrong in your plan to kill the person; this game should be about killing discreetly not tearing down door with kicks and punching enemies to death

the question you should ask yourself is; you have gained utmost pleasure from doing what? my answer is messing with ships etc. but the answer to this question is "killing people in a sneaky way" in previous games, do you see the problem in here?

my advice to you while evaluating games is that you first has to look for the focus group of that game in terms of consumers; ac series focuses on (was focusing on) senak/killing etc., now it focuses more and more on ships

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I... I can't leave, /vg/.

I will never complete this game.
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>> No. 473
I did indeed. Had a good long stare.

I haven't seen that part yet :O
>> No. 474
wat game is this?
>> No. 475
The Stanley Parable, if >>9063 never mentioned the fern, I would never have gotten it either (a review I watched showed the clip about staring at the fern). I know how you felt though Mo. 9073, when people start a random discussion and never mention what they are discussing, more so on a *Chan then in real life.
>> No. 476

theres definitely more than one fern in that planter.
>> No. 477
I was a huge fan of the mod, which unfortunately deprived me of the fish out of water experience for the game. I still had a lot of respect for the new things they did though.

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Hey I need a good co-op game for the weekend that isnt a shooter. Dragons Crown was on its way, but something happened with shipping and now its not going to be here. If there is a decent game on the store I can get that too.

TL;DR - Co-op games on PS3 or PS Store.
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Orcs Must Die 2. It's like an action/tower defense game and is easily the most fun you can have with a co-op video game short of sticking your buttered-up penis in the disc drive.
>> No. 454
Little Big Planet 1 & 2 are pretty good coop platformers with a ton of user generated content.

All the LEGO games I've played have been fun to play coop, as well.
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Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light is a great co-op puzzle game
>> No. 456
Had some great fun with the local co-op on that.

OP try Rayman Origins, and Rayman Legend when it comes out.
>> No. 457
CTR, although it's not co-op.
Both of the rainbow six vegas games were good.
Rayman origins was fun too.
I was really disappointed in The Puppeteer

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So, Gatsby is out, and I'd like to hear your opinions.
Personally, I hated most of the first half, especially the ridiculous usage of dubstep and pop music during the party scenes. It sort of got its shit together before the end, though, and the characterization was believable and mostly faithful, in spite of the self-analysis (Carroway's thoughts on the green light = the past) toward the end.
One of the best parts was Carroway saying Gatsby looked like he killed a man after his outburst at Buchanan, since the only man he killed was himself - the image of Jay Gatsby - in that moment of unbridled, honest fury. James Gats, murderer.
Daisy is still annoying as fuck, though. The only decision she ever makes is to get scared and run away.
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>> No. 430
It's a Baz Luhrmann movie, the guy who did the 90s version of Romeo and Juliet with guns set in Venice Beach, CA.
>> No. 434
I was surprised at first and annoyed with the music choice too, but oddly i found the rap/hiphop shit actually fit in with the party scenes.
>> No. 435
I was surprised at first and annoyed with the music choice too, but oddly i found the rap/hiphop shit actually fit in with the party scenes.
>> No. 439
I was pleasantly surprised by the movie. As a director I hate Luhrmann but I enjoyed this movie. In the actual book of Gatsby, Fitzgerald makes mention of how the songs he mentions in the novel are being played because of their cutting edge modernness. So in that way, the score for the film really fit. If there was a modern Gatsby that's the music he would be playing.
>> No. 441
I saw that. I believe it was called Romeo+Juliet? I thought the whole re-imagining of Romeo and Juliet in modern times was hilarious.

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Hi folks!

So here's my dilemma. I don't own a television- I own a computer. I download the television that I watch. This is all fine and dandy, except that I feel very strongly about supporting people who make art & entertainment that I like, and there are a lot of producers who don't make it easy to do that for someone who doesn't own a TV.

What ideas do you have for me to support them? I could buy the DVDs, but in many cases I don't ever plan on re-watching the series. Plus I don't like accumulating stuff. I have the series on my hard drive already, so I really don't need a plastic copy gathering dust on my shelf.

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>> No. 401
so I'm clear,
you want to give money to someone who already got paid a shit ton of money to be in a TV show.
Someone who gets paid a shit ton of money becasue they look good on a camera and can memorize some words, and then speak those words back later.
someone who gets paid if you watch the show or do not watch the show.
Seriously, this is how you want to spend some excess cash.
>> No. 402
Do you think actors are the only people who are involved in making a TV show?

There are also writers, directors, cinematographers, cameramen, casting directors, costume designers, makeup artists, CGI specialists, video editors, composers, musicians, sound engineers, foley artists, location scouts... I could go on but you get my point. These people work fucking hard, they all need to be supported and they don't all get paid a shit-ton of money. The more successful a show is, the more likely that the people who helped make the show will find more work and go on to make more stuff that I like. Yes, I think this is a perfectly valid way to spend excess cash.
>> No. 404
Also, not every actor gets paid a shit-ton of money.
Also, the performances of the actors are one of the many factors that makes a product enjoyable or not.
So I don't mean to imply that actors shouldn't be supported. I think they should.

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 405
Nigga, you dumb.

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 440
Don't buy DVDs to support people, that's fucking awful. The actual artists gets very little of that money. Pirate everything and then AFTER you watch the movie or television show decide if you liked it enough to pay for it. If you did really like the media then try sending out some emails expressing interest in donating to them. Even if you're unsuccessful in finding a way to actually donate money, you'll have expressed interest in such a system which I think is even more important.

Also it makes you decide who gets the money. The writer? The director? The actors? Up to you. I like this way much better. Paying for something before you've seen it is fucking stupid. It's like if you couldn't see an image on facebook until after you shared it.

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British humor.

Started watching Misfits and find it quite hilarious. It is about a group of young brits stuck doing community service together when they get zapped in some freaky storm and develop special powers. I wouldn't exactly call them "super" powers per se.

Am also tryin to get into The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret also (David Cross, Will Arnett) but it's not sticking.

what about y'all?
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>> No. 414
I'm gonna add some more while they're in my head

>men behaving badly
>black books
>father ted
>lead balloon
>marion and geoff
>the smoking room
>the mighty boosh
>look around you
>drop the dead donkey
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>> No. 425
>father ted

Priest attempts to scam some of his flock though a trip to Lourdes and instead goes to Vegas, gets caught, and instead of being kicked out of the church, gets sent to an island off the northern tip of Ireland. In continuing his service to the church he must deal with two fellow priests, one thick as a brick, and the other a late-stage alcoholic with a vocabulary generally limited to random shouts of profanity, and a pathological fear of nuns.
>> No. 426
The fact that none of you have mentioned Blackadder upsets me.
You >>413 are ok

Red Dwarf rules though
>> No. 427
Britain has a lot of comedy panel shows- sort of like game shows, but with no prizes, and with celebrities (usually British ones), comedians and even politicians as the contestants.

Have I got News for You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, and Mock the Week spring to mind. Probably worth checking out Shooting Stars if you're into absurdism, as all Britons are.
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Quite Interesting (with the glorious Stephen Fry) and Would I Lie To You? are also very amusing.

What baffles me is how no one has even mentioned Fawlty Towers. It is easily one of the funniest shows ever made. The first episode is a bit iffy, but from then on, there is simply nothing that can dethrone the comedic genius that is Basil Fawlty.

Also on the note of Stephen Fry, A Bit of Fry and Laurie is fantastic. If you've never seen it (or even heard of it) but like House, you'll soon realize just why Hugh Laurie had such impeccable comedic timing. They also made Blackadder funny (sorry Rowan).

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Gasland is killer documentary. I watched a few days ago, and it's exactly as funny, and interesting, and shocking and moving as a documentary should be.

I'm just surprised that none of the victims put a compressor on their water well, and started selling water-gas to their neighbors, to see how long it was before they got a cease and desist notice from the gas company.
>> No. 424
Very provocative.

What's the point of bottling? Concentration probably isn't that high and therefore couldn't be used for anything mildly demanding, not even lamp fuel. Would be more useful as evidence or even a novelty.

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