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34 - 56 = 22 + 56 = Rule # 78: Everything is subjective.

]]> http://www.99chan.org/zom/res/11893.html#11948So we've been tracking those raider for two days now. Their tire tracks lead us into a series of canyons which I know contain a small population of zombies in them. I don't think it would be worth following them any more, for all I know they've probably already walked into the hands of some waiting zombies. I think we'll head back to the ruined settlement and see if we can't salvage something useful from it.
A word of advice for anyone traveling on Interstate 10 between Indio and Blythe: don't venture north of the road into Joshua Tree, you're unlikely to make it through. Even if you don't run into zombies or raiders, that place is still to much of a maze to be worth the risk. But if anyone swings by the area you can go to San Bernardino, there's a nice settlement there where the traders frequent. That's where my group will be heading soon....

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]]> http://www.99chan.org/zom/res/11796.html#11943No don't....
I'm sorry, Shaun.
Augh!
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.

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i dont think you need 6-12 oz an hour of water, judging from how much shit i drink in a day. i mean maybe YOU do but I dont.

anyway i have a 24hr backpack and it doesnt weigh much. 3 lbs would surprise me. i dont have any portable food but if i was going to wish or otherwise conjure some up it would be some of that emergency super condensed shit. i cant think the name right now but its probably not hard to find... someone..

uh guns are light if you pick the right one, same with ammo dont be a woman, if ur really 11B you probably have had to carry some god damn bullets in ur day. clothing is easy cause u really only need socks and underpants, maybe a spare undershirt and some god damned detergent. bed sys go for one of those RECON3 sleeping bags and try to get elevated. if not KEEP MOVING! youve got me on tools, i dont know what id bring for that. but i know i could keep my personal shit light.

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and i dont think you would eat your dog anyway, unless you were a zombie and it didnt know to run away from you.

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That rule 34 really you guys up.

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Rule 46 b: Items that are seemingly useless at the moment most likely will serve some purpose in the future. Save everything of at least some forecast-able use that doesn't heavily burden you and your band.

]]> http://www.99chan.org/zom/res/11796.html#11938>>11842 Yep. Had.

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The best way to take your mind off of the fact that you're eating another human, I find, is trying to remember that (and this is stupid, but it seems to comfort people) they are what they ate before. Pork, meat, veggies... that's all the meat is. Just keep repeating that and it makes it easier.

Rule #44.
If a limb has a bite, an option is to amputate immediately. If your fingers get bitten you chop off the hand the second it's out of the Z's mouth. Dress it with gauze and apply clotting paper/flour.

Rule #45
That brings me to another point: Make women your medics. They can handle blood and gore better than you can in a pinch. I have seen this demonstrated many times. You think you're badass, until you see someone's guts spilled. You might be able to shoot a man in the head more easily, but it's a woman that'll patch up exposed muscle etc. Leave it to them and don't interfere.

This might sound sexist but- women are often more trustworthy than another man.
I've also seen countless times where it's the women that freak out the most at first, they'll scream and cry and might try to run away and sometimes injure themselves intentionally. Just let them, try to stop them from hurting themselves but let them scream and cry. A few hours later when they get the shock out of their system I find a lot of them go into "Ripley Mode" and man the fuck up, for lack of a better term. I think it's some sort of maternal thing but they make great leaders and if they have a man behind them to threaten whoever tries to outdo them physically, they are indespensable.

Reminds me of one girl, she was the poshest 19 year old prissy bitch I've ever seen. She cried the most after her little cat died and everyone almost threw her out when she spilled a jug of water. But in 2 days she stopped talking/crying and it was like a 180, she took our scissors and cut off her long hair so it wouldn't get matted/dirty as fast, and in a month she lost almost 50 pounds, and if it wasn't for her we wouldn'tve found a small hardware store full of cables and hunter's clothing.

sorry for the tl;dr.

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you can't fight it.
When she sits down and whines from hunger, you haven't seen fresh food in a week and you've run out of canned cat food, it's either her or you that's going to eat. She's going to look extremely appetizing.



...to answer your question though, if she bites one and then licks/slobbers on you where you have a cut, that could be a potential infection there.

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So yesterday was best day of the past 3 months for us.

So, we're in a small city, not sure which one but it was evacuated. Our pamphlets said not to go into evacuated cities but we all agreed we sort of had to, and we found the fucking motherlode: A hardware store that was still intact. Totally unlooted. I shat my pants. I'm not even kidding, it was fresh as a fucking vegetable.

So here's a nice run down of what we found:
EIGHT TOTALLY INTACT portable generators. They were on a big fuckoff display and apparently they got shut off and disconnected, so they were full of juice and have been for the past who knows how fucking long. They all work and it's incredible.
A mini-fridge, which we don't have a use for but holy shit, right? Don't know if we want to bring it along for the future or if it's more deadweight than an advantage right now.
Tools of every fucking kind, saws, axes, bats in the sporting section, padding, those giant pruning scissors on poles, you know the kind. Screw drivers, wood... everything. Rope, carabiners, tarps, heat lamps of every damn kind. I don't know if we want to use those yet because I hear they sap energy badly.
COTS and camping gear, I'm sitting on a soft blow-up mattress right fucking now. It's so great not sleeping in a car seat, I slept like a baby for the first time in months. I feel like I'm sitting in a hotel!
The hunting section has no bullets or guns, but lots of clothing. Jackets, toques, socks, boots, all that shit. I'm wearing a hot-ass orange jacket right now and feelin' sassy.
We found two dead guys in the basement bathroom, they were pretty fresh and I think they worked there because they had staff uniforms on. I don't know why they were dead, there weren't any gunshots... we axed their heads off just in case.

The best find of all: A sattelite antenna for the internet. Those things are like fucking gold out here. We took as many as we could so we could pass them out to everyone we met, but left a few just in case too.
This laptop I'm on right now. It's old, it still has windows 7 on it, but it does the job.

We're gonna stake out here until the feds pick us up!

So here's the "shitty" part.
One of our guys for some reason brought a small portable CD boom box thing outside with him. He went to go take a shit, and accidently fell on the fucker and it started up at full volume, because he put batteries in it and some Irish Celtic Fiddle impluse-buy CD he found at the fucking checkout counter. So he's got a shit halfway hanging out of his ass, and he's trying to stop the damn Lord of the Dance blasting throughout the complex and since it's in the warehouse area out back, it's like a fucking auditorium and we could hear it inside. We all collectively crapped ourselves, until one of our guys went out with a sledge hammer, and found him, pants down, about to THROW the fucking boom box or something, steamy shit behind him in -25 weather, and as soon as he saw our guy in hunter camoflage with a sledgehammer, he thought he was a zombie, and screamed and threw the boom box at him. It hit him in the face and when HE yelled and fell down, he waddled away with his shitty pants halfway up his legs, and then he came in the front of the store, screaming for us until we told him to shut the fuck up and he was shaking like Michael J Fox, and we told him what was going on.
He later told us he took the thing with him because he just wanted to "feel like something was his" and he "didn't want to lose it."

Sledgehammer guy is fine, he's got a bruise on his chin but he's okay. He's pretty pissed off right now though. Going to have a bitch of a time explaining that bruise to the feds when they come and pick us up and process us through the strip showers and stuff which is the only thing I'm worried about. I've heard a lot about them bagging people who have little scratches on them...

Anyway the gang is setting up a tarp flag outside for the feds to identify us so I better go help. After today, it's really hard to be angry!
Any other good stories from you guys?

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