Alrighty, in light of recent events, here is version 2 of the Board Request thread. Have at it!
/luv/ safe for work alternative to /b/ that also steals from quality threads from other boards
Yo faggots, /rs/ is borked, what's up with that? Any chance the post I made there is still good too? (Suicide Girls, not like you fags would care)
Dear 99chan Administration I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are voted in. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your 'performance' (and I use that term loosely) in running 99chan, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible. In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and fapping furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to this place in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this website in your entire time here. I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little pissflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fuck all in return. I'm a manager of a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at from the 99can cognisenti at any time so far this year, shit posts, shit boards, shit leadership. You are a total disgrace, not only to the internet, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for administrators as you attempt to host a chan you are clearly incapable of modding, week-in, week-out. I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>10634 This explains the stuff about the middle eastern business men. At that point I was really lost.
I don't care about this but I just want to post somewhere that I think marthur and Casanova are amongst the greatest mods of anything anywhere on the internet ever. Also, I've donated money to this site before so please stop banning me, god damn it.
Hey, mods, if he gives up his mod-account, can I get some windfall from the shit he's giving up on? If not, please don't delete /gfnstf/, I like reading the bans you guys put. ;-;
How come /regs/ is hosted on 99chan and /99chan/ is hosted on regelchan?
regs is covertly trying to gain control of 99chan through the systematic migration of the boards to his own servers.
>>10643 He has custom ban messages. I fully support this action.
because regs like irony
Not only are you all fags, but you are also impotent. More or less the intellectual equals of these gentlemen to the left.(USER WAS OXYCLEANED FOR THIS POST )
whoat?
not always a smart idea to come in here and do that
I was banned on /b/ for being dodecahedral, I want to know what thread I posted in if that's cool. I was the guy who started the obama speech thread and posted the fat chicks like this one.
> I was the guy who started the obama speech thread and posted the fat chicks like this one. Do you think we even pay attention
Well, you sure won that argument. Good job, I guess. I hope this made you feel powerful, in some small way. I mean, you really showed me who's boss, what with your amazing argument-winning skills and all. Just remember: there will come a time when you must leave the internet, along with all the great powers it grants you, and return to the real world. That cruel, cold world of after-school bullies and unfair mothers who just don't understand you. So I encourage you to savor this small bit of power. Savor it like a drop of sweet honey, my son.
this should be in /shitdicks/
>>10603 No, no it shouldn't.
>>10605 yes, yes it should.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE OXYCLEANED FOR BANS GIMME SOME OTHER PRODUCT PLACEMENTS GODDAMN
(USER WAS TURNED IN TO A NEWT FOR THIS POST)
you guys are just gonna have to settle for the fact that nothing short of a real world tragedy ever influences the ban message, like the death of 78chan or billy mays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4dPjp3oEb0
http://www.99chan.org/mech/res/1915.html#1915 >That post has been cleared as not requiring any deletion. Why?
deleted them
>>10586 Thanks.
Can this be the offical, "Why did you clear this?", thread?
hey there mods. just wondering, is /lego/ NSFW or is porn forbiden there. you see, there's this secret squirrel Queen Bea thread and... well see for yourself and you'll know where i'm going with this.
porn threads are a no no on lego
>>10272 I doubt any people on 99chan watched dozens upon dozens of porno parodies of Rugrats or whatever as a kid. Thus, it's not nostalgia. It would fit in one of the porn boards, however.
and yet, the sabrina thread has aunt zelda tits. I personaly think that so long as it's nogistolia related, it should be fine. especialy if the purpose isn't to crush your childhood, but to induce the need to fap.
