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7945 No. 7945 ID: 69b260 Stickied hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Alrighty, in light of recent events, here is version 2 of the Board Request thread.

Have at it!
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>> No. 10641 ID: 66f3bc
/luv/

safe for work alternative to /b/ that also steals from quality threads from other boards


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10649 No. 10649 ID: bbfbc2 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Yo faggots, /rs/ is borked, what's up with that? Any chance the post I made there is still good too? (Suicide Girls, not like you fags would care)


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10620 No. 10620 ID: 440be1 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Dear 99chan Administration

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are voted in. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your 'performance' (and I use that term loosely) in running 99chan, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and fapping furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to this place in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this website in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little pissflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fuck all in return. I'm a manager of a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at from the 99can cognisenti at any time so far this year, shit posts, shit boards, shit leadership.

You are a total disgrace, not only to the internet, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for administrators as you attempt to host a chan you are clearly incapable of modding, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all
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>> No. 10644 ID: c9f62f
>>10634

This explains the stuff about the middle eastern business men. At that point I was really lost.
>> No. 10647 ID: c09b44
I don't care about this but I just want to post somewhere that I think marthur and Casanova are amongst the greatest mods of anything anywhere on the internet ever. Also, I've donated money to this site before so please stop banning me, god damn it.
>> No. 10648 ID: b54d63
Hey, mods, if he gives up his mod-account, can I get some windfall from the shit he's giving up on?

If not, please don't delete /gfnstf/, I like reading the bans you guys put. ;-;



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10637 No. 10637 ID: beabac hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
How come /regs/ is hosted on 99chan and /99chan/ is hosted on regelchan?
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>> No. 10643 ID: a7d9d3
regs is covertly trying to gain control of 99chan through the systematic migration of the boards to his own servers.
>> No. 10645 ID: 687acd
>>10643
He has custom ban messages. I fully support this action.
>> No. 10646 ID: 423aab
because regs like irony


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10617 No. 10617 ID: 842182 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Not only are you all fags, but you are also impotent. More or less the intellectual equals of these gentlemen to the left.

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>> No. 10618 ID: 69b260
whoat?
>> No. 10619 ID: 423aab
not always a smart idea to come in here and do that


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10594 No. 10594 ID: 2c1f24 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
I was banned on /b/ for being dodecahedral, I want to know what thread I posted in if that's cool.

I was the guy who started the obama speech thread and posted the fat chicks like this one.
>> No. 10613 ID: 486090
> I was the guy who started the obama speech thread and posted the fat chicks like this one.

Do you think we even pay attention


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10554 No. 10554 ID: f7a365 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Well, you sure won that argument. Good job, I guess.

I hope this made you feel powerful, in some small way. I mean, you really showed me who's boss, what with your amazing argument-winning skills and all. Just remember: there will come a time when you must leave the internet, along with all the great powers it grants you, and return to the real world. That cruel, cold world of after-school bullies and unfair mothers who just don't understand you. So I encourage you to savor this small bit of power. Savor it like a drop of sweet honey, my son.
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>> No. 10603 ID: 911511
this should be in /shitdicks/
>> No. 10605 ID: 9f25a0
>>10603

No, no it shouldn't.
>> No. 10608 ID: 911511
>>10605
yes, yes it should.


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9440 No. 9440 ID: 027ada hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE OXYCLEANED FOR BANS
GIMME SOME OTHER PRODUCT PLACEMENTS
GODDAMN
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>> No. 10599 ID: 21732c
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10599
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>> No. 10601 ID: 6bff2f
you guys are just gonna have to settle for the fact that nothing short of a real world tragedy ever influences the ban message, like the death of 78chan or billy mays
>> No. 10602 ID: 8594ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4dPjp3oEb0


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10584 No. 10584 ID: ce194d hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
http://www.99chan.org/mech/res/1915.html#1915

>That post has been cleared as not requiring any deletion.

Why?
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>> No. 10586 ID: 486090
deleted them
>> No. 10587 ID: 73afc9
>>10586

Thanks.
>> No. 10592 ID: 2d0ff7
Can this be the offical, "Why did you clear this?", thread?


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10257 No. 10257 ID: 75697c hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
hey there mods. just wondering, is /lego/ NSFW or is porn forbiden there. you see, there's this secret squirrel Queen Bea thread and... well see for yourself and you'll know where i'm going with this.
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>> No. 10273 ID: 663c24
porn threads are a no no on lego
>> No. 10304 ID: 73afc9
>>10272

I doubt any people on 99chan watched dozens upon dozens of porno parodies of Rugrats or whatever as a kid. Thus, it's not nostalgia. It would fit in one of the porn boards, however.
>> No. 10580 ID: 75697c
and yet, the sabrina thread has aunt zelda tits.
I personaly think that so long as it's nogistolia related, it should be fine. especialy if the purpose isn't to crush your childhood, but to induce the need to fap.


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