In this thread, I will showcase some of the surgical tools at my hospital. As (most of) you all know I work in one as a security guard, and the nights are, on average, a little bit bland... so I have decided to show a few things around this place that might inspire some sense of suprise, or interest.

I shall begin with this large pair of... well I'm really not sure what they are, but they look like they'd be particularly nasty on an operating table. They open and close fairly easy, but it remains a mystery to me what they are intended for. Perhaps some of you can shed some light on this?

Glad that stupid cake board is finaly gone. I mean, WHY would you give a board to those faggots anyway? It is obvious to everyone that we pies were MUCH more worthy of having a board then a bunch of bread clumps.

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>>	Anonymous 10/03/01(Mon)01:25 No. 5095 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWZhI7Y292c

>>	twitch 10/03/01(Mon)02:55 No. 5096 >>5095 Shameless propaganda!

>>	Anonymous 10/03/14(Sun)19:13 No. 5117 File: 126861919720.jpg-(43.27KB, 330x333, pie.jpg) guess what day it is today fuckers! that's right! it's motherfucking pi day! you don't see any mathematical expressions named after a CAKE now do you?

Regs, you ever thought about switching to meth? You'll get shit done 99% more effectively.

Can't not bite these fucking things. I know that if I eat them the way I'm supposed to, slowly suck on them, they will last hours but nooo, I just have to crunch them up in my teeth so they are gone in seconds.

And then when I run out, I get very depressed. Why can't I not crunch them?!

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>>	!kharnage Anonymous 10/02/13(Sat)10:40 No. 5021 Have you tried Sucking on a Rock instead? Gotta train your brain to not wanna Crunch down. -Kharnage

>>	!jZobTk4qvk 10/02/28(Sun)21:01 No. 5092 Disregard that i'm a fucking homo -Kharnage

>>	Anonymous 10/03/07(Sun)08:13 No. 5115 File: 126797843876.jpg-(43.11KB, 349x500, Spider-Man-The-Venom-Saga-DVD.jpg) >>5092 suhp mothafucka??

You need two videos

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

1. Watch video 1 up to 0:32 and pause and mute the video

2. Open video 2 in a different window, make sure sound is on
3. Start video 2 and switch right back to video 1.
4. Watch
5. Realize this is a horrible thing you just did
6. ????????????
7. Profit

we all know that someday society as we know it will come crashing down. peak oil, meteors, applied atomics, jesus, whatever. eventually something will come wreck our shit.

thus, it seems prudent to have a plan for when the time comes so you don't have to sit with your thumb up your ass waiting for rescue that isn't coming. most such plans revolve around running off someplace and scratching a living out of the dirt as a fucking peasant for the rest of eternity. I reject this notion. sure, life could never be what it was before the end, but that's no reason to toil in a field until you die of exaustion and age.

I propose that we form a band of raiders after the sun sets on today's societies. we take what we want. why plow when you can simply steal? certainly there will be other bands such as ours but the vast majority will be simple criminal organizations from pre-fall continuing their operations. they wont be prepared in the same way we are, and we could live as kings. sure, we probably wouldnt last that long, but who the fuck wants to live to be 80 anyway? live the dream.

so, for those of you interested this is the preliminary planning thread. we've discussed this some on IRC and this is what we've come up with so far.

transport will probably be horses. fast and mobile even post-petroleum.

no torture. we kill victims clean. its just classier that way.

we will participate in slave trading if such a market develops.

no raping children. rule of thumb is that grass on the field means play ball.

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Why the hell is this board so slow? Post More you faggots!

i am spending an increasing amout of time talking to a friend about it becoming more social in its workplace, however the thing that i want to become more social is having issues "blending" if you will, to its social environment.

if i were to push it to act, how much push would be to much? and where would the appropriate limit be?

Safari cats rule, and own any other cat, that is all

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>>	White_Materia!NooU..nU5I 09/09/23(Wed)15:27 No. 3903 What did you throw the camera at shit until you got a shot of the cat? What's up with the angle?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/23(Wed)17:03 No. 3904 File: 125375062463.jpg-(395.55KB, 1024x959, Untitled-1.jpg) maybe he was STONED

>>	Anonymous 10/02/27(Sat)20:38 No. 5084 File: 126733191264.jpg-(70.60KB, 406x585, Mau.jpg) I personally like Egyptian maus (I have a grey one) Pic is not my cat but it looks just like him.

"Look what some dude found in his driveway."

Boner achieved.