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Present 09/06/03(Wed)22:20 No. 1376 Stickied

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In this thread, I will showcase some of the surgical tools at my hospital. As (most of) you all know I work in one as a security guard, and the nights are, on average, a little bit bland... so I have decided to show a few things around this place that might inspire some sense of suprise, or interest.

I shall begin with this large pair of... well I'm really not sure what they are, but they look like they'd be particularly nasty on an operating table. They open and close fairly easy, but it remains a mystery to me what they are intended for. Perhaps some of you can shed some light on this?

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Anonymous 09/11/16(Mon)05:57 No. 4431

>>4278

Correct. A few years ago I did some volunteer secretarial work for my father's neurosurgeon friend, and as a thank-you he let me scrub up and watch him performs surgeries for a day - BRAIN SURGERIES. Coolest thing I've ever seen. And they definitely used that tool at one point after drilling a hole in the skull to pull some stuff out. I watch chunks of skull and brain fluid flowing down the sheet draped over the head. Neato.

The coolest one was actually more of a neck surgery. They cut into the neck at the front, just to the left of the larynx, and pulled that and the esophagus to one side, and the veins and tissue to the other so that they could reach all the way back to the spine. There they inserted a piece of bone (cow, if I recall correctly) to correct the structure of her spine. The coolest part was for this one, before they sewed the patient up they let me walk right up to the patient and look at the spine and see the bone they'd inserted, inches from my face. Then they put all the neck stuff back in place and sewed her up.

Later that afternoon I went with the surgeon to check on the patients post-op, and being in scrubs (as well as having seen me pre-op with the surgeon) she believed me to be one of the doctors and thanked me. Even though I didn't actually contribute, it was really touching.

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Anonymous 09/11/16(Mon)09:29 No. 4432

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Posting in /regs/

>>	Anonymous 09/11/19(Thu)20:23 No. 4433 NO DICKS

>>	Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)00:20 No. 4435 Dicks.

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Anonymous 09/07/28(Tue)15:39 No. 2663

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ITT: Bullshit your friends put you through every time you play the vidya with them

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>>	Anonymous 09/10/13(Tue)19:59 No. 4222 >>2994 You gotta be pretty retarded to lose to the 3 move checkmate.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/13(Tue)21:38 No. 4223 File: 125549510111.png-(15.71KB, 381x400, 123682221117.png) >>4215 at our lan parties almost everybody has a game that they do that with, me it's DOW, my friend always swears off of COD4 and everyone swears they will never play neotokyo with me again.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/19(Thu)21:44 No. 4434 Playing with my girlfriend, who whines and mopes if I don't let her get the sniper rifle, even though she's a fuckin' lousy shot.

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Anonymous 09/06/01(Mon)14:34 No. 663

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soon we will all have our own little loli robots that we will use anyway we want. they will be more ' fully correct' then the one pice here. This will be apart of normal life in the future.

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Anonymous 09/11/13(Fri)22:43 No. 4428

>>1941

All robots will have blurry vaginas. PROGRESS!

But yeah, I want a humanoid robot. Loli is good but whatever. It seems like a cool idea to me.

Bare in mind that I say "humanoid robot" because the basic definition of "robot" when you really boil it down is: computer + machine. It's just a machine designed to be operated by a computer. We have robotic elements in our cars, TVs, lots of stuff nowadays.

Whoops, sorry. Rambling.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/14(Sat)19:52 No. 4429 testing for backdoor into old /regs/

>>	Anonymous 09/11/14(Sat)20:15 No. 4430 >>4429 noice

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Anonymous 09/09/15(Tue)22:50 No. 3717

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Regulars, I give you: Polandball!

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>>	Anonymous 09/10/23(Fri)20:25 No. 4352 Sure is Krautchan up in this shit, and I like it.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/24(Sat)14:59 No. 4362 >>4349 What the hell is RoeLoèiID?

>>	Anonymous 09/11/11(Wed)06:19 No. 4418 File: 125794915215.jpg-(90.68KB, 579x390, Заткнись!.jpg) >>3792

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Anonymous 09/10/24(Sat)01:45 No. 4353

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I AM COMPLETELY SOLD!

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>>	Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)08:27 No. 4384 I am far more interested in the fact that they belive a 3d character and a MACHO-WOMAN would make us want to click their link

>>	Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)20:26 No. 4399 >>4384 but... but... but... they're ripped.

>>	White_Materia!NooU..nU5I 09/11/08(Sun)08:12 No. 4414 ARE you ready for a new challenger?!

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/regs/ Mighty teh Armored D1ld0!9A.Va3.Whs 09/10/30(Fri)05:30 No. 4403

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Idea: rather than closing this board after transferring the content to regelchan, keep this board as a hidden seekrit hideout, a la /500chan/

>>	Anonymous 09/11/02(Mon)13:40 No. 4404 eh, why not.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/02(Mon)16:13 No. 4405 File: 125720723843.jpg-(109.97KB, 600x814, 1.jpg) postin' on a super secret board

>>	fgt fantastic!rhnwnUeZNM 09/11/05(Thu)00:07 No. 4413 3===D~~~~~~ O: <----(Mighty teh Armored D1ld0)

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Anonymous 09/08/07(Fri)21:33 No. 3003

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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

you find yourself on the outskirts of a destroyed and most likely abandoned city, behind you is a forest, overgrown.

What do you do?

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The dude Kriven mix master 09/10/25(Sun)18:20 No. 4376

when you are dropped you hit the ground hard. the Sound of the its head exploding was sickening and was followed by the thin creature's body falling to the ground.

you look down and see the two larger creatures begin to lower their weapons.

you successfully roll onto your stomach while simultaneously wiping out your pistol. yet just as you begin to pull the trigger the other fast-creature kicks the weapon out of your hand.

you look up and make eye contact for a split second before the thing runs off again.

your view shifts to the two others . they open fire. instinctively you roll again and stand up. Small fragments of concrete fly up into your ankles as projectiles wiz past your head.

you dive behind a small barrier where luckily your pistol landed. you grab it and hang tight as the bullets slam into the barrier.

you look over at Virgil who is just staring at you from behind his cover, bullets flying off his barrier as well.

you shrug your shoulders as if to say "sorry"
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>>	Anonymous 09/10/25(Sun)21:59 No. 4378 At this point my loyalty to Virgil overshadows my need for knowledge. I shoot the creature to kill it; too bad. I just hope Virgil remembers this. Also, I yell where he is storing first-aid if he has any at all.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/28(Wed)08:44 No. 4402 >>4378 this and >>4374 this it is time for some damn answers

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Plad Man 09/10/15(Thu)18:14 No. 4256

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>>2289

YOU FOOLS, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE ARTISTIC VALUE OF THIS PIECE.

I WORKED 12 YEARS TO FIND THE AZTEC VALUE...THE POSE, THE SHEER DECEPTION, ALL TO A SATISFYING CRASH AT THE END

YOU FOOLISH KNUCKLE-DRAGSTERS

OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER SEEN GREAT CINEMATOGRAPHY OR FOR THAT MATTER ANY CULTURE IN YOUR LIVES

I HAVE FIVE DEGREES IN MY FEILD AND WORKED ON THIS PEICE FOR...oh i'm repeating myself...Being 'artistic,' IMO, is the vainglorious clutch to which tormented souls cling to justify their depravities. That's not to say that everyone else doesn't have issues or crutches, but many a tortured artist possesses an almost rabid -- foaming-at-the-mouth -- proprietarial claim on the ability to create great art. Perhaps it's just Suffering's snobbery, but it annoys the Hell out of me.

I get tired of hearing the refrain that great art/great writing/etc. comes from deprivation, darkness, etc... Just because Hemingway was an alcoholic or b/c Vincent Van Gogh drank turpentine and went BSC on his ear doesn't mean they were great artists (and don't get me started on Joyce). The literary elite will defend the likes of Hemingway to their graves, but were his writings to disappear, I don't think most outside the literary world would notice or care. I appreciate Van Gogh's paintings enough (leaps and bounds above modern art, for sure), and maybe his ideas would have been different if he'd been a straight arrow, and maybe they would have been better. We'll never know, but to attribute his greatness to his psychological state is specious.

To me, great art is something that speaks to the masses. It is something that weaves a common Human thread together. The ability to weave this pattern is most certainly difficult, and it can come from darkness (ala Stephen King's terrifying insights into the human psyche while high on coke), but it can also come from light (ala Harry Potter). Whatever the case may be, you don't have to have a secret membership or think in facocked 4-D for the
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>>	Anonymous 09/10/17(Sat)16:11 No. 4271 >>4268 I guess I should have made it more clear that that isn't my viewpoint, but the general view of some people.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/18(Sun)01:10 No. 4279 >>4256 cool story bro (USER WAS OXYCLEANED FOR THIS POST )

>>	Anonymous 09/10/27(Tue)07:58 No. 4401 boxxy is like the greatest piece of art evar then. all of our memes are master pieces and our dicks the holy sacraments.

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Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)18:28 No. 4393

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Dear Mr Regs, I understand that maybe they/you/someone might be making a /inc/ board (403--under constuction ?). I would like to be a mod of this board. I would contribute every day and be a good mod. Im allready a mod of one board. thankx for listening.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)18:29 No. 4394 pic related

>>	Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)18:34 No. 4395 go to /tttm/ so they can tell you to go on irc/email someone/ignore you

>>	Anonymous 09/10/26(Mon)20:22 No. 4398 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DICK

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