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So /pro/ for the past year I have been trying to have a marginally successful youtube channel, most of which have failed pretty badly, these have included parodying movies to doing generally stupid shit. But I think I've found a real goldmine I'm going to do stupid shit the internet community tells me to do, of course I will have limits as outlined in the vid. If you guys wanna help out with ideas or think its a great idea please subscribe.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TripleDogDare3000

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>>2941

such as?

I will never forget the day that this song was ruined for me.

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Voltaire has SUCH better songs for /zom/ than Brains.

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>>2938

the first two were so beautiful, they brought a tear to my eye. they are definitly going on. fuck anyone who is against these two songs.

the trucker one is amazing for the video, but the music alone may not be good enough. going to need someone to second for that one.

I am, however, concidering including a music video folder to the album. if someone seconds this idea, the trucker's delight is going to be one of the first ones I get.

as for the ninja one, that one is probobly going on unless someone objects to it.

final FYI, I am probobly going to split up the albem into folders named after the boards they represent. The horse one probobly belongs in /gent/, though it's such a stupid, irrational song that it might go in /fubot/.

if the ninja one goes on, were do you think it should go? I'm thinking either /chicken/ (because it is rap), /eastwood/, or /a/ because it involves ninjas. if all else fails, by defalt, they go to /b/.

regardless, here are two for /zom/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0

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I am jumping to the next book. she brings over two friends to make do a big show type thing. of course the amateur stage play is really just a hidden reference to a amateur home video only found in torrent form.

]]> http://www.99chan.org/pro/res/2896.html#2938http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o

the NO READ PERMANENT BAN ME remix song love and trolls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I


this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

and die antwoord http://dieantwoord.com/ this song is the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ&feature=related

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>>2932

not my cup of tea. but then again, I don't visit /eq/. it will go on if the following conditions are met:

1. no one objects
2. we don't get a bunch of other more amazing shit from eq
3. someone seconds it.

anyway, here is one for /sci/

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I know something of Cults. I have never been there at the inception of one, but The one im involved with is 60 years old, and has been "re-invented" a few times. Re-invention is necessary to attract new members. I have been highly involved in these "re-inventions". I know of what I speak.

What your talking about is an abusive cult, where a few Members "bleed" a large number of sheep-members . yes?

There are benevolent cults. sounds kind of silly, but its true. You don't have to be abusive.

BTW. If 99con, ever happens...then were already a cult

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Well, a winning strategy seems to be making a counter-religion to an existing one. So, you take all of the principles of say, Christianity, and do the total opposite. (ie. Satanism)

Also, fill your cult with mythology from a dead religion... That way you can interpret things however you like and no one gets mad at you. Egyptian mythology is always popular. There's also Sumerian, or Mezo-American. Wikipedia is your friend on this.

Fill your cult with symbols. The more symbols the better. Nazis were good at this... there's always lots of symbols to create or hijack.

You'll need to recruit youngish people, 16-20, to go about this you need to be charismatic and manipulative. Get a haircut. Consider being a total psychopath.

Ritual combat makes sense for the "Fight Club" generation, yes. A problem with this is a great fighter may overshadow you and take glory from you. You must have total domination over all cult members.

Consider making it really gay. Even if you're not gay, gay is a good strategy as it allows you to dominate other people... with your dick. Sexually transmitted diseases will be a problem, but you're just going to have to embrace is. Hail Nurgle!

Always plagiarize existing mystical books in order to be taken seriously. Christianity is a great example of that (they stole the whole Old Testament)

Don't just distribute text to your peons, you have to give sermons. Lots and lots of sermons. You have to be very good at this. Charisma: 16 or higher.

Your cult is always in danger of being taken over by a larger cult, to counter this all other religions/cults must be seen as the enemy. This is challenging since all religion is totally fucking stupid and they're just in it for the sex, including your own. Perhaps realizing, and sharing the absurdity of your own cult would be a good strategy. If the members are absurdist/existentialist enough they may appreciate the honesty.

Living on a commune really sucks. It's a lot of back-breaking work and your quality of life greatly diminishes. But a commune has the great bonus of isolating your members and giving 24 hour-a-day conditioning to them. But, still, y'all poor it's a fire hazard!

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I didn't make this, and it was created like 4 months into 99chan and I still listen to it after a year and 1/2.

This is a shitty upload, but it's file size is to big to upload via 99

http://www.mediafire.com/?wyznziedmkm

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