>I /pro/pose we write a children's book, Pedobear & Friends

I like that idea

>which we then turn into the ultimate .rar collection of Pedobear images for the convenience of all.

I don't like that idea quite so much.

But a childrens book, or a book for adults masquerading as a childrens book telling the story of Pedobear as he kidnaps a child or something similair would be very compelling. And it would have to be in the style of a typical childrens book as well.

Alright, well, let's just focus on the story. If the other part doesn't pan out, that's ok.

What's our setting? Does Pedobear live in the city, where he tries to abduct lolis from the park? Is he a country-bear, prefering the privacy that a farmhouse affords? Does he live in the suburbs, peering through his blinds with a pair of binoculars at the kids playing in the yard next door?
Does he live alone? Does he live with Shotacat, his roommate? Maybe he lives with and takes care of his grandpa, Gerontobear, who's always bringing around those disgusting, smelly old ladies.

Speaking of Gerontobear and Shotacat, we've got a large cast to work with too; lots of potential characters to use for friends and enemies. Obviously, the main antagonist is that old no-goodnik, Chris Hansen, but even though none of the other pedopals are direct competitors with Pedobear there're bound to be some that he doesn't quite get along with so well.

Finally, what's our plot going to be? It's obviously gonna involve Pedobear trying to get some underage tail, but I think it would be more clever if we weren't blatent about it in every case and didn't make it the main motivation behind the story. Like, maybe Pedobear's got the "Free Candy" van, but we just draw it in, we don't say anything about it, or maybe we throw the reader a curveball and say that rather than Pedobear using the free candy to get children's trust, he gives out free candy because "he likes to give back to the community" (a story which his arch-nemesis, Chris Hansen, just isn't buying).

I think it would be great if this turned out to be something that people took in a completely wrong way. The sort of thing that would make parents think it was pro-pedophila propoganda meant to make their children more trusting of strangers.

>>1643
I was thinking, maybe we could write it in a way that actually looks like a children's book, basically make it so people don't realize it's promoting pedophilia. Hell, we might even be able to get it distributed(possibly sold, but who would the profit go to?) as an actual book as opposed to an e-book. Parents would see this book at a library somewhere and check it out to read to their child, not knowing what it's actually meant to be. Also I propose replacing Chris Hansen with a generic shady guy with a black suit and black sunglasses(he'd look like the actual predator/villain, making it seem like pedobear is the hero).

I was thinking more like using the sort of sexual and racial overtones that old cartoons used, the kind that kids don't even notice but parents understand right away.

Getting it published is out of the question. Aside from issues like who would get the money, my understanding is that Pedobear in his original form is already a copyrighted/trademarked/whatever character and the version that we know and love is made availible to us through "fair use" for purposes of parody and artistic expression. That is just my understand, and I may be wrong, but I believe your idea of getting this published is unfeasible at best anyway.

As far as Chris Hansen, I don't think it's necessary for us to change his name and look if we're not publishing this story, and Chris Hansen being who he is is half of his character anyway. I am open to the idea of thinly veiling his identity though. The name "Chris Human" (Chris H., for short) does lend itself a bit more to the theme of a world where everyone's species is half their name.

Goldilocks and the three pedobears?

i like the idea of creating an actual children's book with pedobear as hero.

we won't have to sell it, we just have to print a few pages and donate them to kindergarten, upload and advertise a .pdf of the book at boards for young parents etc.

a story behind the book would be helpful, like "teenagers create own children's book and provide it to parents for free".

the hardest part is to mobilize all the shoopers to create some pages, after we agreed on one storyline (other storys my follow).

I dunno about "hero", presay, but we obviously want to make him the protagonist and paint him in a sympathetic light. He's definitely wouldn't be portrayed as the bad guy.

*He

But surely we can't get away with actually calling him "pedobear", can we? What about Pedro Bear or something.

this is the best /pro idea ever. donate the proceeds to 99

but he should have other hobbies like dancing or driving around in an old ice cream truck

I too think this a good idea, i can help out with some PS stuff...but i am by no means a master of photoshop.

Pic related: I made it.

We still need a basic plot idea in order to move forward with this.

Once upon a time there was a little brown bear who lived all alone in a little apartment in the city. Each day he would go out and do his work, and when he was done he would come home and tidy his apartment, and make his dinner, and he would say to himself "I'm happy. I have a nice life." And he would go to bed.

Each morning and each night the bear would tell himself the same thing. "I'm happy. I have a good life." And he would be content.

Then one day as he was coming home, he saw a little girl sitting on the stairs near his apartment. "Hello Mr bear." She said politely.

"Hello there little girl." The bear replied.

"I live just down the hall from you." The girl said.

"Really?" Asked the bear. "Why, I've never seen you before."

"Well..." The girl started to say "I don't go out much. But I have seen you before. I see you every day. In the mornings, when you go outside, and in the afternoons when you come back."

The bear smiled. "Well it was nice to meet you, but I have to go now."

"Bye Mr. Bear." The girl called out as she stood up and went to the door of her apartment.

"Goodbye." He said.

"Oh Mr. Bear, I wanted to ask you, are you happy?" The girl called out.

The bear turned around to answer her, but the girl had alread slipped inside her apartment and closed the door behind her.

"What a silly question." The bear though. "Of course I'm happy."

For the rest of the afternoon he thought about what the girl had said as he ironed his clothes and straightened his couch cushions. "Of course I am." He said aloud.

And when it got dark, he climbed into his big bed and went to sleep.

>>1669

I must admit, I found that to be a most compelling read.

>>1669
I quite enjoyed that, and ponder what it could lead on to. Do go on.

The next morning as The Bear woke up and shook off the cobwebs of the night, he found that he was still pondering what the little girl had asked him. Not the question itself, but rather, why she had asked him. Nevertheless, he got out of bed and did his morning chores and went to work. On his way home, he passed the little girl sitting on the stairs once more.

"Hello Mr. Bear" She said.

"Hello again." The Bear replied, smiling. He stopped walking and sat on the step beside her. "I was wondering, why did you ask me yesterday if I was happy?"

"Well, I guess I was used to seeing you go past everyday, and you never look happy." The girl said.

"I smile all the time!" Said The Bear.

The little girl pondered for a moment. "Lots of people smile, but sometimes, if you look closely, you can tell that they don't feel the way they look. Some people only smile because they don't want other people to know how they really feel."

"Perhaps you're right," said The Bear thoughtfully. "I hadn't really thought about it. You know, I think you're a very clever girl."

She beamed sheepishly at his praise.

"Now that, I can tell, is a genuine smile." The Bear said as he stood up. "Perhaps you should get back home before your parents begin to miss you."

Right away the girl's face fell, and her eyes stared to the ground. "My... my mama and dad aren't here. I live with my grandmother, and she's always sick."

"Oh, I'm sorry." The Bear said sadly. "I didn't know."

"I have to stay nearby to her, in case she needs me, and we don't have many visitors at all." The girl told him.

"You must get lonely then." He said. She nodded quietly. "I suppose I feel quite lonely as well, now that I think about it."

"We live right near each other, so perhaps we ought to be friends?" The girl suggested with a hopeful look in her eyes.

Suddenly, the bear threw his briefcase down the stairs. "What the fuck am I doing!?" He shouted aloud. "I'm a bear! A goddamned bear!"

And with that sudden realization, he bellowed loudly, and deftly swiped his paw across the little girl's face, tearing it clean off, and left her screaming and wailing, faceless, on the ground in a pool of blood. He bellowed again, with pride at his grisly deed, and set upon her, tearing off and eating swathes of her flesh as she writhed and struggled on the ground, still very much alive.

"Now I'm happy!" He thought to himself. And he was.

I ;-;'d at the end. Why does it always come down to slap stick with you guys?

>>1669

I love the writing style, but it tends to drone on. Each line should progress the story.

I'm just going to ignore the second part. It sucks.

I loled at the end of the story.

>>1684

drawfag here, and i may be able to illustrate this story.

however, like the previous anon mentioned, we may want to change the plot / cut down the filler a little.

>>1694
made a little bit of lineart that could serve as the cover once it's colored + gets a background

>>1697
I like it.


I also like the way the story in >>1669 and >>1675 starts off. Well, I liked the whole damn thing, but I think we can all agree that the ending doesn't quite fit with what we want to do here. I really liked where it seemed to be going at first though, as if she was going to turn him into a pedo or bring him to the realization that he already was one, like some kind of PedoBear origin story.

>>1697
Awesome picture my friend.

As for the story, does anyone have any idea how we should approach the plot? The lonely bear/lonely girl making friends was just the first thing that came to mind when I wrote that rubbish, as I'd just watched The Professional.

I was also thinking about one where pedobear is a grumpy shut-in who doesn't want any friends, until the clever little girl convinces him that maybe he wouldn't be so grumpy if he had some friends, and then they hit it off.

But that doesn't really suit pedobear, as I see him more as a cunning, outwardly friendly, charming fellow who tricks the shy, not-so-bright little girls into doing what he wants them to.

What kind of length are we aiming for? What I wrote in the above two posts was 750 words, should we aim for that many to make a really short book, or maybe 2-5 thousand words for a decent story?

>>1699

I thought you hit it spot-on in terms of length, it's just that those words could have worked towards a story somewhat larger in scope.

I loved the first bit; the second, not so much. but i am intrigued by the idea of pedobear starting out all grumpy.

Once upon a time there was a grumpy old bear who lived by himself in a little apartment in the city. Each day he would go out and do his work, frowning all the while, and at the end of each day he came home just as grumpy as before.

"At least I have a nice quiet home to come to." The Bear would say to himself. "Nobody to bother me HERE!"

Whenever people tried to be his friend, he would ignore them and say "I don't want any friends. All I want is to be left alone!"

So most of the time, people left him alone.

One day as The Bear was going home, he passed a little girl sitting on the stairs. She had two great big bags of groceries beside her.

"Hello Mr. Bear." She said politely.

"Oh, hello little girl." The Bear grumbled as he walked past, frowning.

"I live just down the hall from you, you know." The girl added.

"No I didn't know that, but I'm afraid I can't stop to chat, I've things to do." he said irritably.

"Well, okay Mr. Bear, but since you are going upstairs anyway, would you help me with my grocery bags? They are very heavy."

The Bear turned to look. The bags did look heavy for a young girl after all. "Oh, very well then." He said, as he went back and picked up one of the bags. Together they walked upstairs to the girl's apartment with the bags, and The Bear placed them beside her door.

"There you are." He said. "Goodbye now."

"Oh, thank you Mr. Bear, you're so kind!" The girl exclaimed with a smile.

"Hrmph. If you say so." The Bear mumbled back as he walked down the hallway to his own apartment.

"Oh, by the way Mr. Bear, I wanted to ask you, are you happy?" The little girl called out after him.

The Bear turned to ask her what she meant, but she had already disappeared inside.

"What? Of course I'm happy." The Bear grumbled to himself. "So long as I'm by myself." and he went inside with a frown on his face.




The next day as The Bear was returning home, he passed the little girl sitting on the same step as before.

"Hello again, Mr. Bear. How are you today?" She asked sweetly.

"I'm fine, thank you." He replied. Then he stopped walking and turned back to her. "What did you mean yesterday when you asked if I was happy? Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, I see you coming and going every day, and you always look so grumpy." The girl explained. "I never see anybody come to your house, I wondered if maybe you wanted a friend."

"Of course not!" Said The Bear with a frown on his face. "Why in the world would you think that?"

Now it was the girl's turn to frown. She put her hands on her hips and glared sternly at the bear.

"Why, I think you're grumpy because you don't have any friends, and you don't have any friends because you're grumpy all the time!" She said defiantly. "I was only trying to be nice to you after all."

The Bear was surprised at what the girl said. "I'm sorry." He said sheepishly. "It was mean of me to say that."

The girl was still frowning, and kept her hands on her hips.

"If you still want to be friends, I'd like that very much." He said hopefully.

Now her frown disappeared and she smiled again. "Of course I would."

"Great!" The Bear said happily, and he walked with the the girl upstairs. They stood and talked for a little while longer, telling each other stories and jokes, smiling and laughing together, then finally said their goodbyes. That night, as The Bear was getting ready for bed, he realized that he didn't feel as grumpy as he had the morning before. In fact, he was looking forward to the next day. When the next day came, he didn't feel grumpy at all. Instead he felt happy, and all that day he was happier than he had ever been. He was looking forward to seeing his new friend again.

But it turns out that she died of leukemia the previous night. ;_;

>>1701

dang. it's like, you can write a good, compelling little story, but you just don't seem to be able to append it well.

remove the last line, replace it with this.

"The Bear was very much enjoying the little girl's company, and rightfully so, for he had never before had such a special friend.

They would sit around after dark and play board games together, until the bear would finally, reluctantly, tell the little girl that it was her bedtime, and that it was best that she head home.

One night, the little girl came into the Bear's little apartment unannounced. "why have you come at such a late hour, little girl?" asked the Bear."

"it's cold at home, because my parents didn't pay the electric bill," cried the girl.

"Oh, My!" exclaimed the bear. "That is a crying shame. Come inside, and I'll pour you a nice cup of tea, and we'll enjoy each other's company for a bit."

The Bear sat on the couch and began to pour the tea, the little girl nestled by his big, warm, furry side. The little girl hugged him up snugly, and sipped a bit of tea by the heater.

"I like you very, very much, Mr. Bear," said the little girl.

The little bear smiled, for he knew, deep down inside, that he liked the little girl as well. A lot. A whole lot.

>>1702

I absolutely love where this is going.

I want this to continue, but I don't know how I could help.

>>1702
The next night, he has the girl spend the night.
AND HE RAPED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER! :3

Yeah, I've been thinking about this for days. I agree that she's fucking asking for it. In fact, she wants it so bad it won't even be rape when it happens, and I feel that's an important message in this story - that she wants it and she just doesn't know it yet.

This sounds like quite a touching story...

Ya know?

I'll just leave this here

This thread is beautiful and deserves so much.
Maybe one of the drawfags could set us up a few pictures resembling >>1697 detailing the girl on the steps?

GAAHHH I'm back

was unable to use my computer for a while (fucker broke down) but I'm ready to start working on this again. I'll post soon with a page.

>>1702

I dunno... it's good...but..if anything, it should take a more...innocent creepy tone, y'know?

something like this:

"The Bear was very much enjoying the little girl's company, and rightfully so, for he had never before had such a special friend.

They would sit around after dark and play board games together, until the bear would finally, reluctantly, tell the little girl that it was her bedtime, and that it was best that she head home.

"Oh, but I don't want to leave, Mr. Bear." The Girl (Sozi?) mumbled. "I'm having so much fun!"

"Oh, what to do, what to do..." Thought The Bear. Then a big smile spread across his face.
"I know! Let's have a Slumber Party!" He shouted Excitedly.

Sozi beamed, "Of Course! What a wonderful idea! What a Wonder Happy Idea!" She took Mr. Bear's hand and they danced in circles laughing at the thought of how much fun they were to have. Round and around they spun, collapsing in a heap on the floor.

Mr. Bear sat up and said thoughtfully, "Before we can sleep, we need to take a bath!"

So up to the washroom they marched, where they got in the tub and took a bath. It was very warm and very comforting. Mr. Bear poured a little bottle in and made it a bubble bath. Sozi liked bubbles, and they foamed up so high, they tickled her nose.

They played all kinds of fun games in the tub.
(accompanying pictures)
Scuba Divers!
Pirates!
King and Queen of Tubland!
They made such a mess, but it was good fun.

After they dried themselves off in Mr. Bear's big fluffy towels they scurried into the bedroom and snuggled next to the fire.

The Bear poured some tea, the little girl nestled by his big, warm, furry side.

The little girl hugged him up snugly, and sipped a bit of tea by the fire.

"I feel happy, Sozi" said Mr. Bear.
"I like you very, very much, Mr. Bear," said the little girl.

The little bear smiled as he looked at his great big clock above the fire. "I like you too, but now it's time to sleep!"

Sozi yawned and snuggled deeper into Mr. Bears lap.
Mr. Bear hugged her and whisper in her ear,
"I'll watch over you... I love you."

Sozi didn't reply, She was fast asleep.

Mr. Bear smiled as he stroked her head and stared at the fire.

He didn't feel so grumpy anymore.

this is what i got done of the cover - wanted to show it to you guys before I head out for the day. I'll be back with the finished cover sometime later today (west coast)

>>1771
Fucking awesome

Alright guys, we've got the artfag working on the illustrations, I think it's time we got the final storyline together. Which posts/pieces do we use?

>>1773
personally, I liked the first attempt the best.

granted, it could use a little bit of polish, but the idea of pedobear living a boring, meaningless life while telling himself he's happy is very appealing to me.

>>1771

Gordon?!

>>1775
Mark? Is that you?

>>1775

eh, forgot my namefag

>>1771

can you give him a 1920ish business hat?

will do, cap'n

aaaand here it is! the cover.

to the hat guy, i tried, and it turns out i can't draw hats for shit. maybe someone else can give it a shot.

in the meantime, like the previous anon said, it would be sweet if we got the story together; I can start illustrating the actual pages once we get that done.

in the meantime, I found a site that allows you to publish books for free - lulu.com
i was thinking we'd use that once we're done.

oh shit, I "meantime"d twice. i knew i shouldn't've taken that potty break in between.

also, I'm willing to make changes to any of my artwork for the book as long as it's within my abilities.

>>1697

could you make him a bit like this looking?

i only say that because this one reminds me of Ursaring and i enjoy pokemon.

>>1787
This is fucking brilliant and the finest rendition of pedobear I've ever seen, I applaud you anon. MOOOOOOOOARRRR

>>1801
I...don't know what to draw.

There are too many versions of the story. Which do I use?

>>1770

this one. fucking use this one.

I like >>1720 and all but the end of >>1701

We should merge them; and maybe add something about her family like sick grandmother>>1675 or poor family>>1702

[Sidebar type thing] I like the idea of some sort of troubled family but it's not essential to the plot. Writers please work it in if you can.

>>1813

Over the next 30 minutes or so, I shall endeavor to finish this fucker. I will compile it, and we will perfect it completely.

Once upon a time there was a grumpy old bear who lived by himself in a little apartment in the city. Each day he would go out and do his work, frowning all the while, and at the end of each day he came home just as grumpy as before.

"At least I have a nice quiet home to come to." The Bear would say to himself. "Nobody to bother me HERE!"

Whenever people tried to be his friend, he would ignore them and say "I don't want any friends. All I want is to be left alone!"

So most of the time, people left him alone.

One day as The Bear was going home, he passed a little girl sitting on the stairs. She had two great big bags of groceries beside her.

"Hello Mr. Bear." She said politely.

"Oh, hello little girl." The Bear grumbled as he walked past, frowning.

"I live just down the hall from you, you know." The girl added.

"No I didn't know that, but I'm afraid I can't stop to chat, I've things to do." he said irritably.

"Well, okay Mr. Bear, but since you are going upstairs anyway, would you help me with my grocery bags? They are very heavy."

The Bear turned to look. The bags did look heavy for a young girl after all. "Oh, very well then." He said, as he went back and picked up one of the bags. Together they walked upstairs to the girl's apartment with the bags, and The Bear placed them beside her door.

"There you are." He said. "Goodbye now."

"Oh, thank you Mr. Bear, you're so kind!" The girl exclaimed with a smile.

"Hrmph. If you say so." The Bear mumbled back as he walked down the hallway to his own apartment.

"Oh, by the way Mr. Bear, I wanted to ask you, are you happy?" The little girl called out after him.

The Bear turned to ask her what she meant, but she had already disappeared inside.

"What? Of course I'm happy." The Bear grumbled to himself. "So long as I'm by myself." and he went inside with a frown on his face.




The next day as The Bear was returning home, he passed the little girl sitting on the same step as before.

"Hello again, Mr. Bear. How are you today?" She asked sweetly.

"I'm fine, thank you." He replied. Then he stopped walking and turned back to her. "What did you mean yesterday when you asked if I was happy? Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, I see you coming and going every day, and you always look so grumpy." The girl explained. "I never see anybody come to your house, I wondered if maybe you wanted a friend."

"Of course not!" Said The Bear with a frown on his face. "Why in the world would you think that?"

Now it was the girl's turn to frown. She put her hands on her hips and glared sternly at the bear.

"Why, I think you're grumpy because you don't have any friends, and you don't have any friends because you're grumpy all the time!" She said defiantly. "I was only trying to be nice to you after all."

The Bear was surprised at what the girl said. "I'm sorry." He said sheepishly. "It was mean of me to say that."

The girl was still frowning, and kept her hands on her hips.

"If you still want to be friends, I'd like that very much." He said hopefully.

Now her frown disappeared and she smiled again. "Of course I would."

"The Bear was very much enjoying the little girl's company, and rightfully so, for he had never before had such a special friend.

They would sit around after dark and play board games together, until the bear would finally, reluctantly, tell the little girl that it was her bedtime, and that it was best that she head home.

"Oh, but I don't want to leave, Mr. Bear." The Girl mumbled. "I'm having so much fun!"

"Oh, what to do, what to do..." Thought The Bear. Then a big smile spread across his face. "I know! Let's have a Slumber Party!" He shouted Excitedly.

The girl beamed, "Of Course! What a wonderful idea! What a Wonderful, Happy Idea!" She took Mr. Bear's hand and they danced in circles, laughing at the thought of how much fun they were to have. Round and around they spun, collapsing in a heap on the floor.

Mr. Bear sat up and said thoughtfully, "Before we can sleep, we need to take a bath!"

So up to the washroom they marched, where they got in the tub and took a bath. It was very warm and very comforting. Mr. Bear poured a little bottle in and made it a bubble bath. The girl liked bubbles, and they foamed up so high, they tickled her nose.

They played all kinds of fun games in the tub.
(accompanying pictures)
Scuba Divers!
Pirates!
King and Queen of Tubland!
They made such a mess, but it was good fun.

After they dried themselves off in Mr. Bear's big fluffy towels they scurried into the bedroom and snuggled next to the fire.

The Bear poured some tea, the little girl nestled by his big, warm, furry side.

The little girl hugged him up snugly, and sipped a bit of tea by the fire.

"I feel happy, Little Girl" said Mr. Bear.
"I like you very, very much, Mr. Bear," said the little girl.

The little bear smiled as he looked at his great big clock above the fire. "I like you too, but now it's time to sleep!"

The girl yawned and snuggled deeper into Mr. Bears lap.
Mr. Bear hugged her and whisper in her ear,
"I'll watch over you... I love you."

The girl didn't reply, She was fast asleep.

Mr. Bear smiled as he stroked her head and stared at the fire.

He didn't feel so grumpy anymore.







(may God have mercy on my soul)

>>1836

My god its fantastic

Try to use darker undertones when drawing it.

what i mean is have everything that will be in focus bright and cheery colours, reds, yellows, browns etc.
but all the background and shadows should be dark blues and blacks and purples.

And made the character positions have as much innuendo as possible

>>1836

Great work, my only gripe is that it needs a slightly less abrupt transition between:

>>Now her frown disappeared and she smiled again. "Of course I would."

and

>>"The Bear was very much enjoying the little girl's company, and rightfully so, for he had never before had such a special friend.

This is becoming close to completion, we srsly need some drawfags.

>>1787 where are you? you fucking rock. come back and finish this bitch.

if anyone is interested in my style i can try, this was only a 5 minute drawing so i can refine it and colour

>>1906
>>refine it and colour

This.

>>1906

you've earned your spot in Hell and in fame.

hey guys i cant colour worth shit, i can draw all the things then send the files to someone to colour maybe? anyways, ive never even drawn a little girl so i did my best

>>1924
Post the .PNG lineart of this, I'll give it a go.

>>1924
anyone object to this guy doing the art???

Saw this and thought it was just creepy enough to be relevant somehow.

I really liked the first two posts of the story. I even liked the ending at the second one as well, but it might not be suitable if we want to do a longer story.
Anyways, here is what I think could happen in the story:
We keep the entire first post and most of the second, except for the part where he kills the girl. He is stuck in life, without friends and tries to hide how lonely he really is, by smiling and pretending like everything is OK.
Eventually he becomes happy, and the two becomes close friends. Unfortunately the girl gets sick and eventually dies (leukemia?).
The Bear is devastated over the loss of his friend and starts seeing her face in other children. He eventually starts roaming the playgrounds, hoping to find his friend again.

This could be a possible origins story for pedo Bear. Saddened by the loss of his friend he starts hanging around children, hoping one of them will be his friend. But all he gets are rejections and complains from angry parents who doesn't understand, that he only wants to befriend the children. Finally, after rejection after rejection, he can't take it any longer and tries to force one of the children to be his friend, hoping it can replace the hole in his heart after the girl died.

>>1924
Hows this? Equally terrible? Worse? Better?
Amidoinrite? That didn't take very long...

>>1938

sorry, sir, but you are doing it wrong. This is meant to be subtle and only hint at the inappropriate relationship. therein lies the humor. dumping a cock right out there in the open defeats the purpose.

>>1787
We need to get this guy back :/

>>1938
That style would work pretty well too, but of course nothing that blatantly sexual.

>>1938
Well I only added the colour but fair enough...
We need to decide on a final story and create a list of pictures for vectorartanon to draw if he hasn't already left.

>>1934
I wrote the >>1669, >>1675, and >>1701 and I absolutely love the story you just outlined there. It has just the right amount of tragedy and creepiness for me. I'll try to write some along those lines in the next few days at least.

>>1950
hop to it

the cock was just a joke, obviously i wouldnt include it in a real drawing.. anyways if you guys tell me what to draw i will and you can pick someone to colour

>>1934 >>1934 >>1934 >>1934

THIIIIIS!

>>1938 > >>1924

>>1958
A front cover similar to this? >>1787
You could use the line art you already have but just get rid of the thought and speech bubbles.
BEAR
The Story Of An Unlikely Friendship.
By Anonymous.

okay will post later in the day

is this alright?

>>1938
If someone shooped out the cawk, I would give my vote for this masterpiece. It really fits with the title, instead of having him stand alone. But thats just me...

tripfagging, i'm the most recent of pedobear drawers

>>1967/>>1968
Looks good man. This have great great jolly good time potential.

Colourfag here, should I colour the bus-stop background cover or the little girl no background cover?

hey can you someone(s) put together the text and images required for each page? id like to put my own spin on how it will look on each page but some guidelines that everyone will like would be good

oops, just meant "can someone(s)"

Comments?

>>1973
Too grim -- childrens' books usually have obnoxiously bright colors

>>1973

Looks great actually.
I like the colors, but they do need to be a tiny bit brighter, maybe add a bit of yellow or something in there, so as to attract people to the book more.
The writing looks really cool and the background too.

We just need some more lineart of the rest of the story now.
Obviously storyboards need to be done first so it can be planned out and the best ones can be chosen and refined and then proper lineart done from that.

Looks like this is gonna be good.

Did this make any real difference...?

>>1985
whut

>>1985
lmao, awesome.

as much as i like this, i think it looks more like a cover for a graphic novel rather than a children's book.

for any drawfags who are interested and need some ideas, here are a few that might interest you:
-a grumpy pedo bear and little girl are sitting at a small table, drinking tea.
-pedo bear and little girl having a jolly old time in a bath tub. lots of bubbles, seemingly innocent, but you get the weird feeling that there's shit goin' down in that tub!
-pedo bear and little girl all cuddled up in front of the fire, drinking tea.

The cover's been done now as much as it needs to be. It looks great.
It's time to move on and onto the storyboards.

There's no point in carrying on doing the cover if the actual book isn't being done.

happy easter :3

Hope this turns out, it looks really good so far.

>>1984
I think that looks really good, but I did enjoy the earlier idea of having the foreground very bright and vibrant, and the background darker and gloomy though, if it's not any trouble could you see if you can do that so I can see the results? I'm terrible with graphics or I'd do it myself.

Good god you guys are awesome

I'm a teacher, so if you can get it all together nicely (pdf?), I'll try record my kids reading it for you all :)

thats a bit sick...

can you get them to use a british lilt?

>>1770
This is great. The innocent/creepy tone is perfect.

The bear should be called Pedro Bear.

>>2051
Fuck yes.

Get this book published. I want to buy this in stores.

if anyone doesn't care about their reputation, get them to seek the publisher.

>>2267

It would be better if we named it Pedro Bear or Running Bear. That way it might actually have a chance at getting published D:

>>2267

Reputation? That's what a pseudonym is for.

There hasn't been such a win like this in the history of the internet, please, PLEASE GOD, let this come through. ;_;

Just a few ideas:

Pedobear should work at an old folks' home or home for the dying. It is deliciously ironic and a job that would get him into the depressed state he's in at the start of the book before he meets loli.

I think that he should live somewhere really quite creepy, like in a flat in a bad part of town, or some down and out trailer park. When the loli comes over for a playdate, it's horrible, but they play pretend to make it seem nicer and that way we can glaze over what inappropriate actions may be going on in reality whilst narrating what they see in their imagination.

At the end the police should come, but of course with the way we're running with this I think we need to say that it's because bears are dangerous and he needs to be returned to the forest, but we could make them say it in the way one might explain "stranger danger". Maybe we could put in a little in joke with the "...was really a bear" meme when the police recount a previous incident or something, or perhaps that'd be too tedious or forced. Of course we can't have an unhappy ending, so the book could finish with a letter from pedobear to loli about how the police have said he can come to the city on holiday three times a year because loli begged them to let him stay.

I don't know what you guys make of what I suggested, but I really want to help with this, maybe with the writing itself if I'm not treading on anybody's toes.

One last thing: If we use a pseudonym for publishing this book it should probably be a female one. Nobody would suspect a woman of writing a children's book about a bear engaging in pedophilia, or at least there would be far less doubt than if it were a man.

Colourfag here, I'm still willing to do shit if the artist is still around.
But I have no place in contributing to the story itself what so ever.

>>2295
We can't be too blatant about the pedophilic subtext.
The crisis of the novel could be the bear being taken back to the forest by the police.
The resolution could be her hearing something knocking on her window and finding Mr Bear there.
He visits her in the city and she visits him in the forest.

Its even somewhat poignant from the perspective of people who don't know about Pedobear.

I honestly think this has a low chance of getting published unless someone knows a publisher or is willing to pay a fee to get it published. There is an option to use your own money instead of getting someone to pay you so they can publish it but it's been pretty expensive in the past, don't know what it's at now. Also hard to pool money together through Anon should we make it a group thing.
Alternatively, everyone just makes copies at a copy store and donate them to orphanages etc.
Also, the publishment by a girl thing is a good idea.

Just my suggestions for this AMAZING idea OP and the story writers/ drawfags contributing. If for Christ's sake this does get published. It's by anonymous. That should have been automatic. (If someone already said it, sorry, this is a fucking long thread) I also think the storyline shouldn't be too obvious and out there. It should start out 'hidden' and begin to uncover itself. If we make this a children's book it would end up being fairly long. What about more of a continuation type deal with I also agree with the idea of getting anon to print out a copy at home and go to a copy store and get x number of copies or some shit and donating them wherever. Ex: pediatrics offices, dentists for children, small local book stores that accept old used and new ones. I probably won't be too helpful for the project itself if it succeeds, so take my post with a grain of salt.

Somebody put together a final version of the story. Then we can recruit some more drawfags.

The Sad Bear,
by Anne Onimouse
Do it.

>>2444
THIS

This thread is fucking incredible. I hope to fuck that this gets pulled off. You guys are all-stars.

HELLZA BALLZA

This is wonderful.

This has the biggest win potential for anything, ever. PLEASE, for the love of everything, DO THIS!

Get the rest of the plot figured out, shorten it and generalize it a bit, then turn illustrate. I doubt you guys will get it published, but we can put it up on some website and attract attention, also possibly publishers

bumping

Best thread on 99chan awawrd, get this done

I cannot bump this enough. This must be done, and I cannot stress that enough. Although seeing how there hasn't been a post since September, I have a feeling the creative parties are no longer interested. I do not woozler /pro/ nearly as often as I should, so forgive me if I missed something.

>>2677

i could take up the drawing...

>>2295 here. Wow, I didn't expect to see this stickied. I was caught up with my A-Level finals when this was first up, and as such never got round to actually doing the writing. Now I'm in university and have even more work to do, but I'm willing to put in time wherever possible to contribute to this. Seeing as I have to write a lot of short stories and things for my course I could probably get away with doing this when I should be writing essays...

>>1836
This man has my vote

wut

Stickied? I fucking love you guys.

Plotfags, sound off. Time to make the donuts.

So how far along is this book now anyways?

  I am jumping to the next book. she brings over two friends to make do a big show type thing. of course the amateur stage play is really just a hidden reference to a amateur home video only found in torrent form.