I /pro/pose we write a children's book, Pedobear & Friends, which we then turn into the ultimate .rar collection of Pedobear images for the convenience of all.

Sure, we know what motivates him, and we know some of the things that he's done, but we still don't have what I feel is the sort of cohesive tale that he needs. A sort of "A Day in the Life of Pedobear", if you will.

Writing an entertaining story and illustrating it in a consistant art style is just the first part of the project though. Phase 2 would consist of rounding up our Pedobear images and cleaning them up. I notice that many people have Pedobear images with solid backgrounds corrosponding to a particular themeset (Burichan, Nigrachan, etc.). We would remove those backgrounds in favor of transparency and .png format so as to eliminate the need for redundant images in ones' Pedobear folder.

Phase 3 consists of turning the pages of the story into .rars that contain this alleged penultimate pedobear image collection. So, for example, pg1 would contain all the images we can find of Pedobear in costumes, pg2's .rar would contain images of all the "pedopals", pg3 would contain all the "Seals of Approval", etc.

What say you?

Alright /pro/, here's a mission we can all take part in. The first 99chan Album.
I'm aware that 7chan failed miserably... at this particular task, so that's why this is here.
This should be easy enough to pull off. I can quarterback this. Basically, I'm thinking a top 50 type of deal.
We submit one list of songs. Samefagging will be baleeted. (also don't proxyfag, why would you want a
compilation of songs you already have?)
Eventually, given enough imput, we can choose the top ranked songs and begin the compilation. Artists should
feel free to submit the most badass shit they have to offer for album art etc...
Once the selection process is complete, we will post a list of the songs yet unobtained and further info on
where to upload them to.

So I'm shamelessly ripping this idea from a forum I used to visit. Basically what happens is, we formulate a list of people who are willing to participate, and share their mailing address with at least one other person. The first person on the list finds a book they have grown tired of, and they mail it to the second person. The second person receives the book, and mails one of his own to the third person. And so it goes on around the world, until the list is exhausted and the original poster gets his replacement book.

This affords other pointless yet creative endeavors, such as the circulation of a piece of paper, on which each person contributes a drawing or some shit like that. Low value coins or whatnot can be included if the book is going to another country, though I expect there are only about four different countries represented here on 99chan.

The advantage is that it's easy to contribute, all one would have to do is share their email with the rest of the people, and their mailing address with the person preceding them on the list. It need not be made public (but you would have to kind of trust the person you're giving it to)

Plus it only needs a couple of contributors to actually work, and should the first circulation be a success, then more might join in for subsequent circulations.

The downside is it costs money for postage, and you risk having given your mailing address to some random from the internet. Also there is a slight risk of receiving a parcel full of bees, feces, anthrax, or something even worse. And you might end up with a shit book, like Harry Potter or something.

Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)04:28 No. 2704 Great idea, though there are those flaws you pointed out. I'm only fifteen so I can't really participate, but congratulations on the good idea. Hopefully you get some people to do this with you OP :)

>>	Sleepyhead 09/11/20(Fri)10:33 No. 2705 File: 125874201354.jpg-(41.16KB, 548x550, 3572836165_7118e29f6c_o.jpg) Yes, we could add some of this thread: http://www.99chan.org/pro/res/2471.html to it, also. I want some new books!

Dear /pro/, I recently read The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, and it has inspired me.
The majority of people are, unfortunately, very ignorant due to their upbringing. Be they white trash, chavs or whatever, many people missed out on essential reading and film-watching in their childhood, which would have made them better people as adults.
For example, when I was young, I read lots of fantasy adventuran books - the Edge Chronicles (which I highly reccommend you read no matter what age you are), his Dark Materials, the Mortal Engines series, the Hobbit - all of these books gave me a love of the fantastic, developed my imagination and opened my eyes to the wonders of the world. I read a lot of discworld books as a child, and these taught me to look at what's really there, to not get swindled, how to deal with people, basic psychology.
In The Diamond Age, there is a book called the Young Lady's Illustrated Primer, which is aware of its surroundings and interacts with the reader, teching them essential life skills and values. Although we'll just have to settle for good old-fashioned non-interactive words, I propose that anonymous writes a book. Like a modern version of Aesop's fables, it will teach children moral values, as well as everything I outlined previously, and how to think rationally and not be an idiot. I doubt it'll ever get published, and if it did, it would never really get into the hands of disadvantaged children, but it's still a nice idea, and I'd like to see /pro/'s input. So, what do you think?

/pro/, I'm looking for a way to powderize aluminum foil, can anyone help?

I know a lot of you are planning on starting a new nation, but that's a nearly impossible task.

A more feasible one would be conquering Detroit. They have tons of full sized houses that only cost around $1000 each.

We could buy entire neighborhoods, and pretty much run them any way we want.

A channeighborhood...

We all know the world is going to shit. Whether it be over-population, global warning, economic warfare, the NWO, whatever the hell you think is going to be the cause of it the fact remains, we the people are going to get fucked over. The richest of us are going to do whatever they can to stay above the rest of us. I don't know about the rest of you but I am not content to sit back and watch it happen, complaining all the way that someone should do something.

However, we also have to accept the fact that right now, we can't do shit. Going around telling everyone what will happen if humanity stays the current course is going to make us look like idiots and we are going to be ignored and our cause discredited. The transformation is going to be slow and gradual. There isn't going to be a big fight or a climactic moment, more than likely the world will just get that little bit more controlled until we wake up one day decades from now and realise that our lives are completely controlled and we have no way of fighting it. Because we can do nothing now, people tend to be apathetic about the whole thing, even people that can see this will still do little away from their computer. But that doesn't mean they won't fight if the occasion arises.

Because we can see where things are going to end up we can take measures to be prepared for it. And all we can really do at the moment is organise a resistance while we aren't being looked for and while we can still talk openly about it. Think about it, if we wait until it is too late, it will be too hard to find one another and we will fight in small groups, easily overwhelmed and easily outmatched.

I propose we begin this resistance now, while we have the chance to be a little more organised. Of course we can't do much now, nor should we. But what we can do is create an organisation that members can keep in contact with, and be informed by. This way we can all discuss the events over the next 10 or 20 years and formulate solutions, counter-measures and contingencies as a unified group.

The best part is, you don't have to do anything until it is the right time to take action. This is what I

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Okay, so now the movies out.
You know what's next? Besides Hot Topic cashing in as much as it can, of course.

The Real Life Super Hero Subculture is going to gain a disgusting flood of support. If you haven't heard of this, look it up. Most of them have myspaces and are mainly in it for the fame, and they're not allowed to actually interfere with the law (basically, they're costumed tattle-tales), but there are a few ones that take it seriously: Tothian in New Jersey is an ex-marine and has gotten in trouble for vigilantism a few times, SuperHero in Florida is sanctioned by the police department, and the serious ones even had their own Justice League thing.

Now, the reason i bring this is up because i want to revive an idea. Last Summer in 7chon's /co/ we thought about giving these heroes, not only something to do, but also simply just show how ridiculous most of them were being:
We were going to be Super Villains.
We had thoughts of being the sort of real life Hydra, but only Anonymous, but that was stamped out by most. Then a bunch of people came up with their own persona, and it all fell apart.

Now, should we revive this again? Perhaps being a literal legion of Anonymous baiting RLSH could be alot of fun. We'd set up incredibly simple plans for them to foil and gain media attention, build up their fame and ego, then, if this plan holds out for say a year, we get serious, and humiliate them on national television, or something like that.

Howdy fellow /pro/s. I want to make a game. I have had this idea in my head for awhile now but the problem is I need help to do it. The game I envisioned was this: It simulated, more than the action aspect of a zombie apocalypse, the survival aspect. It wasn't about busting down doors and going ape shit on 20 zombies at once,it was about motherfucking staying alive. You're forced to use whatever objects are at hand as zombie slaying weapons, and depending on the weapon, will break easily. It's all about finding places to crash, finding food and what ammo you can, and avoiding being bitten at all costs. I'm pretty into coding game engines and stuff and I'd love to do something like this but its crazy to think I could do it alone. Would any of you fellow skippy niggas have interest in such an undertaking? Any discussion is welcome, even if you can't code and just wanna discuss in depth on the mechanics of the game.

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>>	Anonymous 09/11/07(Sat)08:15 No. 2686 Might I suggest you use the HPL engine from the Penumbra series? If you want to focus on hiding and stealth instead of brute force, it should be the perfect choice. http://www.youtube.com/user/frictionalgames

>>	Anonymous 09/11/08(Sun)07:36 No. 2687 >>2686 Hmmm this might actually work. I'll have to look into it more, and play those games lol. >>2682 Well, I'll be here. Might be setting up a forum to help collaborate our efforts. I'll keep you guys posted.

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Anonymous 09/11/10(Tue)14:38 No. 2691 File: 125789269072.jpg-(142.02KB, 666x777, H_ P_ Lovecraft\'s The Outsider.jpg) If you decide to use the HPL engine, I got a few ideas. The game could take place in a isolated Alaskan town, far away from the nearest city. Some background story/info could be found as notes and journals as the player explores the zombie infested town. Best chances for survival is to gather supplies, weapons and reinforce your hiding place and wait for help to arrive, or until the infection comes to an end. I imagine a free roam game, where the player can explore every part of the town, find new weapons, supplies or even other survivors. There could even be some RPG elements in it: interaction with other survivors and teaming up with them, as opposed to just trying to save your own ass. One thing that I would change, or at least fix from the Penumbra series, is the health/strength of the character: 3 dog bites isn't enough to kill a healthy human and killing a dog with a pick axe, shouldn't be as difficult as it is in Penumbra.

So I know NYPA etc.
But I'm in a total bind right now, I need to do a report on this damned book that I need for my english course. I've decided to BS it and make the ever so simple collage. I just need images that represent key points in the story with reasoning for them.

Please help me /pro/