I /pro/pose we write a children's book, Pedobear & Friends, which we then turn into the ultimate .rar collection of Pedobear images for the convenience of all.

Sure, we know what motivates him, and we know some of the things that he's done, but we still don't have what I feel is the sort of cohesive tale that he needs. A sort of "A Day in the Life of Pedobear", if you will.

Writing an entertaining story and illustrating it in a consistant art style is just the first part of the project though. Phase 2 would consist of rounding up our Pedobear images and cleaning them up. I notice that many people have Pedobear images with solid backgrounds corrosponding to a particular themeset (Burichan, Nigrachan, etc.). We would remove those backgrounds in favor of transparency and .png format so as to eliminate the need for redundant images in ones' Pedobear folder.

Phase 3 consists of turning the pages of the story into .rars that contain this alleged penultimate pedobear image collection. So, for example, pg1 would contain all the images we can find of Pedobear in costumes, pg2's .rar would contain images of all the "pedopals", pg3 would contain all the "Seals of Approval", etc.

What say you?

Alright /pro/, here's a mission we can all take part in. The first 99chan Album.
I'm aware that 7chan failed miserably... at this particular task, so that's why this is here.
This should be easy enough to pull off. I can quarterback this. Basically, I'm thinking a top 50 type of deal.
We submit one list of songs. Samefagging will be baleeted. (also don't proxyfag, why would you want a
compilation of songs you already have?)
Eventually, given enough imput, we can choose the top ranked songs and begin the compilation. Artists should
feel free to submit the most badass shit they have to offer for album art etc...
Once the selection process is complete, we will post a list of the songs yet unobtained and further info on
where to upload them to.

ok, after looking at the "99chan albem" thread, I have decided to take the command reboot it with a fresh start. to avoid things going to hell like in the other one, I will lay down a couple of ground rules:

1. songs must be internet related. just being awsome isn't good enough. people have varing tastes. just because you assume most users to have one taste does not make it so. posting your own personal collection without an explination will get your ass reported.

2. each submission must come with an explination of why it would be good. no "lol, this music is great to jam to" shit. define why it is related to the net.

3. this is an INTERNET albem. what this means is that I don't care if the meme comes from 99chan, quatra-phalli , or from pre-chan internet history. if it is a meme that has existed on the net, is fucking hilarious, and will be recognised by most of 99's user base, it's going in. shit from our childhood is also acceptable. such things will go int the /lego/ albem. most anything retarded will be acceptable

4. don't worry, the original LULZ soundtrack is getting integrated in (with a few omisions to be mentioned later. if there are objections to these omisions, then give me a reason)

5. this one is important. I am not going to go looking for your music. you must either provide a youtube video for me to rip from, or the mp3 itself. posting a long list without links to the files like in the old albem thread will get you ignored and reported.

You guys wanna start a cult?

I figure all we need is a property on some decent land that is willing to be used as the commune or what ever. Then we need to go about recruiting people. How would we get this up and running? What kind of 'beliefs' should we advocate? I think we should involve ritual combat some how. Let's get some suggestions happening!

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Anonymous 10/03/08(Mon)19:15 No. 2933 File: 126810454174.jpg-(28.20KB, 468x298, WacoBurn_468x298.jpg) Well, a winning strategy seems to be making a counter-religion to an existing one. So, you take all of the principles of say, Christianity, and do the total opposite. (ie. Satanism) Also, fill your cult with mythology from a dead religion... That way you can interpret things however you like and no one gets mad at you. Egyptian mythology is always popular. There's also Sumerian, or Mezo-American. Wikipedia is your friend on this. Fill your cult with symbols. The more symbols the better. Nazis were good at this... there's always lots of symbols to create or hijack. You'll need to recruit youngish people, 16-20, to go about this you need to be charismatic and manipulative. Get a haircut. Consider being a total psychopath. Ritual combat makes sense for the "Fight Club" generation, yes. A problem with this is a great fighter may overshadow you and take glory from you. You must have total domination over all cult members. Consider making it really gay. Even if you're not gay, gay is a good strategy as it allows you to dominate other people... with your dick. Sexually transmitted diseases will be a problem, but you're just going to have to embrace is. Hail Nurgle! Always plagiarize existing mystical books in order to be taken seriously. Christianity is a great example of that (they stole the whole Old Testament) Don't just distribute text to your peons, you have to give sermons. Lots and lots of sermons. You have to be very good at this. Charisma: 16 or higher. Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>	Galebaby 10/03/08(Mon)19:40 No. 2934 I think the easiest thing to do would be to rip off Bioshock 2 and use their belief in an urban area where people are too coked out to tell the difference.

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Anonymous 10/03/09(Tue)08:21 No. 2936 File: 126815167482.jpg-(101.64KB, 374x500, 1339045087_30ed97dc36.jpg) I know something of Cults. I have never been there at the inception of one, but The one im involved with is 60 years old, and has been "re-invented" a few times. Re-invention is necessary to attract new members. I have been highly involved in these "re-inventions". I know of what I speak. What your talking about is an abusive cult, where a few Members "bleed" a large number of sheep-members . yes? There are benevolent cults. sounds kind of silly, but its true. You don't have to be abusive. BTW. If 99con, ever happens...then were already a cult

i'm working on a multichannel video where someone is brutally murdered on film. i've found some great gore prosthetic effects which give a great still look, but i want to create the illusion that the person is being wounded, cut, before the viewers' eyes. any idea of what materials i could use to get this effect?

Design face masks.

They will be an easy way to communaly identify us.

<--- This is a template.

Anyone who makes a proper mask design should identify its purpose (ie: assaults, attrition, gatherings...). We should also have a main, stable one that will be determined upon general consensus

Gogogo hive/swarm whatever!

I'm in need of a drawfag who can draw something between Zim and Superjail. I'm throwing around the idea for a comic about a magician who does magic tricks like a hat out of a rabbit. I've also thought about giving him an assistant. Possible crack whore and/or zombie. Anyone got advice?

...advice that ISN'T "go kill yourself"?

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>>	Galebaby 10/03/07(Sun)10:27 No. 2926 File: 126798647238.jpg-(476.33KB, 739x1134, scan0002.jpg) >>2925 This is Mr. Vile. Also, The name isn't permanent.

>>	Anonymous 10/03/07(Sun)17:26 No. 2927 File: 126801160128.jpg-(197.52KB, 1342x960, test.jpg) Concept Sketch

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Galebaby 10/03/07(Sun)18:19 No. 2928 >>2927 I like the style. I was hoping for a childish style like Superjail but I like this even more. What about his crack whore assistant? Curlers in the hair, flies around the vagina, tits saggier than a plastic bag full of Jello, cesarean scars that rival those of Angelina Jolie, bags under the eyes, etc. Branching out more on this becoming a pay source for 99chan... Perhaps we could use this to make one of those dime a dozen webcomics. I'd fork out to start making t-shirts and buttons to sell. Take enough to help pay for the t shirts and buttons and the rest go to 99 and the artists. We'd have to work out a system but you get what I'm saying right?

A board is being created with massive wordfiltering. Make lists of words and what they filter to, and they will be added.

Syntax:
word : newword

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>>	Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!HlZJR5AGH1 10/03/06(Sat)14:28 No. 2922 >>2776 Stay the fuck back in niggequatra-phalli

>>	Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!HlZJR5AGH1 10/03/06(Sat)14:33 No. 2923 oh : faggot pancakes : waffles confusion : What haruhi : SEX WITH NIGGERS

I am thinking about starting a non profit website that provides resources to felons and ex convicts. Advice, counseling, etc. I have a felony and I have done a little time in a county jail and it is unreasonable. When you have a felony and you try to find a job it is almost impossible because of discrimination. In my state you can't get food stamps if you have a felony. Most felons who try to turn their life around can't do it because of hardships like this. Pic related, it is the first google image for "felon organization".

So basically I am looking for advice for starting a website. Tutorials, what I will have to do, practice, etc. I have downloaded some html texts but I need to be pointed in the right direction.

Ok guys I have just had an awesome idea that those of us who are willing to get involved with something can get into: We are going to carve a city into the face of a cliff or gorge. Just like the one in Dinotopia.

All we need to do is find a good cliff, somewhere beautiful with an amazing view. We set up camp onto of the cliff and go to work carving out passage ways. initially we will only make crude tunnels and room on the cliff face, but after we have a small network going we can refine our houses to be amazing. I am so into this idea I am researching cliffs, I think this would be an incredible thing to undertake, if anyone wants to join we could make it into a city rather then just one or two places. It would take a couple of years but think of the real estate value on a place like that. We could even turn it into on of the lawless cities that we always talk about creating. The possibilities are endless.

Pretty much this.