Mjolnir is actually spelled Mjöllnir

>Raiding in the name of the 99chan Viking Commandos is welcome

/i/?

>>50

Basically, but we do it a little different around here. We rape and pillage with Viking Death Squads, rather than with Gore. If you dont like it GTFO.

>>51

As you wish, mighty Odin.

>>53

First order of business is to gather images of Vikings so we can shoop them into our Commando Army.

>>51
That's right, Plunder or GTFO

>>41
As a Norwegian, I commend the creation of this board. However, I have one question for ye, father of hosts: Is speaking the languages of the vikings allowed in this particular board?

Helsing frå Noreg!

>>69
As a fin, and a noble warrior of the older clans, I say to you, viking, helsinkiinhän et vittu koske.

>>69
Det er nok lov, men nynorsk er noe dritt.

>>81
I like fins. You guys put up an amazing fight against the Soviets. The warrior blood runs deep in your kind.

>>96
Nynorsk er da konge (selv om jeg ikke kan det, haha). Det ultimate er selvsagt norrønt, men nynorsk er i alle fall hakket nærmere enn bokmål.

>>101
Javel, du har et poeng. Nynorsk er mer norrønt en bokmål. Foretrekker bokmål, likevel, da.

>>122
Jeg foretrekker å bruke bokmål, men det er vel mest fordi jeg har vokst opp med det, og fordi jeg snakker sentralisert østlandsdialekt. Allikevel, gammel nynorsk er heftig.

>>51
Fuuuuuuck yeah! Vikings yeah!

Jeg snakker selv nok så bred østlandsdialekt, og selv om jeg er bundet til bokmål som skriftspråk, synes jeg nynorsk er mye fetere. Tross jeg ikke kan fordra folk som skriver dialekt, og jeg ser nynorsk på samme linje.

>All topics of Norse Mythology, Black Metal, and Raiding in the name of the 99chan Viking Commandos is welcome

Does that mean we can only discuss Black from Scandinavia or is Black Metal in general accepted as well?

>Raiding in the name of the 99chan Viking Commandos is welcome

Ok I get the viking version of /i/ part and I like that, but are what are the general rules we're talking here?

I'm pretty sure there is no PA requests that's just a given, and even then should we just post suggestions of targets like the /i/ of 420chan did.

hey guys lets raid scientology

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>>263

By the hairy balls of the gods that was well placed Ban.

Odin Owns Ye All!

No seriously, the OP's pic is the cover of that album.

>>257

These halls are yours to decide. Make the rules of battle.

Shall the gods make the rules for this Ragnarök? Then it shall be...

Varför pratar INGEN svenska/norska här? Vilken skymf! Jag SKULLE DÖDA ALLA AV ER MED MIN HAMMARE!

>>412 Är det Tor som talar.
Annars så har du nog fått det lite fel med beväpningen. Ta med dig yxan så ska det nog gå bättre

>>41
Does anybody else always see those crows as little hands?

Anybody?

>>543

Quite clearly.

Sigh, I'm half Norweigan myself and I don't know how to speak it. I must learn.

I fully support this board.

>>554
Make a topic on /speak/, and I'll try to help you out.

>>573
Where is /speak/? Do you mean the IRC channel?

So since this is like a viking /i/, does that mean it's the right place to post dox on pacifico/viral? Or is this strictly for raids that specifically involve Viking stuff?

We shall be known as V/i/kings from now on.
Rejoice.

I don't like how this board is listed under "Trial Boards"

wtf is that

>>751

I'm not too happy about it either.

GOOOOOSSSH!!!!!!!!!

I am SO glad we have a /horse/ board!!!


I looove horses!

Best board ever

Opus a Satana? Epic.

Black metal? What the fuck does that have to do with the Norse? What, because it was pioneered by Norwegian bands? OK THEN! We Should be able to talk about skiing here as well! How about the paper clip? They invented that too, you know. Fuck, apparently Norway is responsible for the cheese grater! Come on guys, let's discuss some cheese grating techniques!

>>1177

Black Metal is often viking-themed, chill out nigger.

>>1177
its the ostehøvel! not the cheese grater

vi følger allheimens lover som er skrevet i runer på dødsspydet Gungne

http://www.scrollwars.com/index.php

We join this game, invade it as we grow levels and plunder it forever. Plus the game is set in a medieval time period so it sorta fits.

What are we going to do when we're inevitably merged with /barbarian/? I just visited there and it isn't great. Some have this impression that we're /reich/ faggots or similar, which is silly to say the least.

If it were merged perhaps it could be called /medieval/ but still that's a bit too broad for my likings.

I raged when I saw "black metal" as a topic.

Power metal would be much more adequate.

>>1420

lolwut? So any faggy band that plays too much D&D is appropriate for Valhalla, but crazy Scandinavians obsessed with Odin this, paganism that are out of place? I know I'm over generalizing here, but leave the hall.

>>1431

except that 95% of black metal is actually about satan and other gay shit like that. the 5% that actually sing about awesome shit like vikings are fine, whereas 95% of power metal bands have at least a few songs about vikings/norse mythology/references in them.

And finally I lol'd when you said leave the hall, because those are the lyrics in a Manowar song, which also happens to be the band that sings about Norse shit more than [probably] any other band ever.

Jesus Odin, chill out. Nobody was bashing black metal, just saying that as a general rule, power metal tends to have more (norse) mythological references than black metal.

>>1435

Power metal tends to have more references to Arthurian mythos, generic knights vs dragons stuff, and general fantasy and sci-fi stuff. Very few power metal bands sing about vikings compared to all the other stuff, whereas even in the cases of pure Satan worship its not uncommon to get pagan references in black metal.

Also, I lol'd that you didn't realize I made the Manowar reference on purpose, and that you think Manowar particularly sing about vikings a lot (they sing about greek mythology and general 'hurr hurr heavy metal' non-sense more than viking stuff, AND pretending they sing about it more than any other band = you have no clue what you're talking about).

I repeat, leave the hall.

>>1478
truth

TRUE LIKE METUL

>>1480

ONLY BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF US HAS HEARD THE CALL <3

>>1478

>>Dragonforce=Powermetal hurrdurr

Sure thing buddy.

>>1488

Congrats, you've made it as clear as daylight you have no idea what you're talking about. Want a cookie?

>>1488

>>14/88

14/88

Kind of a shame you posted about DragonForce rather than the might of vikings or something

>>1497

you obviously have mental retardation or something. Or maybe your middle school english class hasn't covered sarcasm yet.

>>1529

I'm well aware of what your point was, your poor attempt at humour and the strawman you set up was what I was getting at.

Again, you're an idiot, gb2/b/

>>1530

looks like you've done your 9th grade composition class homework pretty well. ok you win. wouldn't want you to lose your confidence for the quiz coming up, that wouldn't sit too well at your parent-teacher conference. later dude.

report button; use it.

i have this funny feeling i'm going to love the living shit out of this forum.
i'm actually beginning to enjoy this niggertits ban; should have come here ages ago.

>>2093

forum?

I rain from the holland netherlands reigons and am new to your valhala.Wondering if any of you fins would like to campain with the germans one more time to make polland dissapare for old times sake.Har,I enjoy having viking blood to spill on the field of battle.

the finnish were never vikings fool

Finland produced the bravest vikings until those norwegian and swedish mongrels rose to power

candlesniffingdickface@gmail.com

Winland >>>>>>>>>>> spineless eurosocialist scandis