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225 No. 225 ID: 71037f hide quickreply [Reply]
Fair denizens of /hor/,
Forgive my absence.

In recent times this board has been filled with my kinsmen, strong and proud with no need for a protector. As a true soldier of /hor/ I felt that my presence would only be a hindrance in this time of masculinity and instead have been watching silently from the shadows.

We are now in a time of change; A chance to fix the imbalance. I hope that soon I will be able to once again look around at the fair maidens of /hor/ and stand strong and proud, but for now I will watch.

Know this, fair people;
You have not been forgotten.

-Dongcules
>> No. 226 ID: b514e9
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> No. 227 ID: b3f407
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>>225
>> No. 231 ID: 7953ce
Sugoi as hell.
>> No. 252 ID: 42ab5e
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rude
>> No. 972 ID: 38f568
:0 My savior, hast thou returned!? I request nothing but the best of your old photos, accompanied by new ones, for your dong is truly a beaut.


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75 No. 75 ID: 9d6f3f hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
I miss the rainbows.
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>> No. 1361 ID: 5be450
Your pics are amzing, and i thank you for gracing us w/your beauty.
>> No. 1442 ID: 019c24
You still around? =3
>> No. 1443 ID: 019c24
You do requests? =3
>> No. 1716 ID: d89d0e
>>1150
=))
>> No. 2122 ID: c0716d
bump because you are beautiful and i am in love with you


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890 No. 890 ID: bb1af0 hide quickreply [Reply]
sup /hor/

amidoinitrite?
>> No. 895 ID: d49be2
Not really no.

SAGE has been used.


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815 No. 815 ID: 11edac hide quickreply [Reply]
I am skull kid.

...And this is my bass.
>> No. 817 ID: e2c31d
yeah, but can you play it with your dick?
>> No. 843 ID: 11edac
>>817
No, and I do not wish to.
>> No. 845 ID: 87f684
>>843

I can already tell this is going to be disappointing.
>> No. 1633 ID: 99a198
These threads are why I love it here.


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734 No. 734 ID: 8dbe32 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
OH FUCK. I JUST GOT HOME AND FOUND MY LAWYER, GROUCHO TESTIBERG'S GLASSES ON THE FLOOR. GROUCHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.

There are signs of a scuffle. Nearby are the following objects: a Commodore 64 Power supply, an NES controller with sharp bite marks on the top right corner, a foam clown nose, an "I <3 PIE" pin, and a jizz rag (not pictured). HELP, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
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>> No. 742 ID: 815d6d
Cancer!
>> No. 743 ID: 8dbe32
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>>736
You examine the bite marks on the NES controller. They are small, deep and bite-like. Possibly from a small animal with sharp canines, such as a cat or weasel of some sort.

You put the controller back where you found it.
>> No. 749 ID: b3f407
/take foam clown nose
>> No. 757 ID: 69d199
/wrap Commodore 64 power supply around face in attempt to blend in with ninjas who may or may not have kidnapped Groucho Testiberg

>> No. 787 ID: 8dbe32
IT SEEMS THAT MM386.EXE HAS SOMEHOW DISLODGED ITSELF FROM RESIDENT MEMORY, GAME PROGRESS IS SAVED AND WILL BE LOADED AT A FUTURE DATE.


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534 No. 534 ID: 51f9ab hide expand quickreply [Reply]
So few quality gents on /hor/ these days.

Don't have tits but at least I have style.
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>> No. 563 ID: 7f4d5a
Are you trying to look like Chuck Norris?
Okay.
>> No. 686 ID: e7c634
Are you jewish?
>> No. 700 ID: 51f9ab
>>686

No.

>>605

It's my "not giving a fuck" beard. No work at all put into it.
>> No. 721 ID: e7c634
>>700
Shame...
>> No. 761 ID: 9ea1b9
>>721

Suggest a style and I'll consider it.


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357 No. 357 ID: 4d16a3 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
i have never done this
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>> No. 361 ID: 4d16a3
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>>360
sorry baby.
i think i am the only scandinavian here, besides that swedish fashion guy who looked like a chick. he vanished from /hor/ some time ago.
>> No. 365 ID: b3f407
>>357

"i have never done this"
There's a good reason why.
>> No. 507 ID: 289a62
Are you a model?
>> No. 522 ID: 93d9bb
are you prone to cutting yourself ?
>> No. 548 ID: 265f31
You are attractive as fuck. post a shirtless pic :) <3


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519 No. 519 ID: 97ebd1 Locked hide expand quickreply [Reply]
:|


fucking hate being a Marine

(You should be ashamed of yourself, go provide for your kid like you should now that you're a parent you self-centered piece of scum)
(Seriously. You claimed to join the friggin' army to "provide" for this kid. Now that you're getting money, you want to spend it on an expensive porn? Fuck you.)
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>> No. 572 ID: d3a8bc
>>569
live fast, marry young
>> No. 573 ID: 97ebd1
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so when i get my $10,000 bonus, what should i spend it on?

a buddy and i were thinking of pooling our bonuses and making a decent budget porn and selling it. you can make a pretty good porn with $20,000 i'd imagine.
>> No. 576 ID: f8f7eb
How about you invest it into your daughter's future, you prick.
>> No. 577 ID: b3f407
>>576
What he said.
Seriously. You're a prick.
>> No. 579 ID: 4c032b
I'll just lock this thread because it's going the wrong way pronto...


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457 No. 457 ID: 5fa15d hide quickreply [Reply]
What the fresh hell is going on here? Where the DAMN is the NEMO thread? It's just not right...
>> No. 458 ID: 495ace
She's not dead, she'll make another one. Chill.

I've no idea who deleted it, probably she did. She has the right to, after all. Maybe someone said mean things. I wasn't keeping up. But she'll come around again.

All /hor/s do.
>> No. 495 ID: 5fa15d
>>458
>Chill
NO! I'M GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM AND KICK THINGS!


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45 No. 45 ID: 0a5882 hide quickreply [Reply]
hi, i am Erik and this is Jill !
>> No. 57 ID: c5c9a8
You know, at one time 3.9 females posted on this board simultaneously.

(the .9 was missing an arm)

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 313 ID: 43f02c
good thing ive got 2 arms and 1 hand


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