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3 No. 3 Stickied hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Listen up, faggots.
I'm the monarch here. Goffenstuflia is a monarchy, in some kind of federational style. SImply, there are three governors, they rule the provinces other than the capital, and the king rules his own province AND the entire thing in the board of governors. This board is for discussing it, making the laws, and overall Goffenstuflia discussion. On the picture attached, you have a map of Goffenstuflia. The official languages are Goffenstuflian, a kind of English, Latin spoke only in the board of governors and German, since we take the land from Germany. So, here are the rules:
1. Trolling is a ban for you and on repeated offense your entire IP range.
2. Keep your religion to yourself. Goffenstuflia is officially an atheist nation. Any discussion on this particular subject will result in warning and ban.
People from /cccp/ know that I don't make many rules but enforce them like a mad bitch. All other stuff will be banned at my discretion.
And as always, FROM THE ADRIATIC TO THE ATLANTIC A CURTAIN OF MEAT.
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>> No. 129
>>126

also >>126
Ours will be broccoli with melted peanut butter, cheese and hot sauce.

Its called Baofstuch.
try it. its awesome.


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153 No. 153 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
this land is now under possession of the free people of lolidunnoia


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100 No. 100 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
just a quick design.
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107
looks okay on armour
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152
This is the one and only true flag of our magnificent socialist state. To hell with your capitalistic faggotry!


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121 No. 121 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
What happens if the territories of Goffenstuflia come to conflict with each other?
>> No. 130
There is only one Royal Armed Forces of Goffenstuflia. Should insurrection occur it will be put down swiftly.
>> No. 151
The great Red Army of Goffenstuflia will crush any contrrevolutionary scum.


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150 No. 150 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
No more property. No more dominance of capital over labour. No more exploitation.


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145 No. 145 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Much like Switzerland, I say that we need mandatory gun ownership for every household. A rifle behind every blade of grass for those fools who would invade us! A large militia will allow us to reduce the size of our army and put that funding into the Royal Shock Marines.
>> No. 147
why would a landlocked country need marines?
>> No. 148
>>147

to patrol our many river.
>> No. 149
>>148

All one of them.


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51 No. 51 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
I declare the formation of the splinter state of lolidunnonia. Come to lolidunnonia and I will give you fabulous powers.
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>> No. 95
i can dig it man
>> No. 125
long live lolidunnoia
>> No. 146
The free mercenary forces of the annonyflag stand ready to aid the state of Lolidunnoia against the baseless aggression of the tyrant of Giffi... Gyf.. whatchermacallit. If the price is right. Also, we specialize in death squads.


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42 No. 42 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Let's not let anybody with an IQ<110 within our borders. Also FairTax.
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>> No. 117
lol he has a small penis

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>> No. 131
>>42

Let's not let anybody overweight/too skinny within our borders. So you're out not making stupid decisions.

A nation does not run with thinking alone.
>> No. 139
>>131>>42

Woohoo! A nation of skinnyfat nerds...


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73 No. 73 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Will there be any kind of censorship in the great state once founded?
also, will there be any kind of propaganda, or even a propaganda ministry?
>> No. 133
I propose some kind of ministry of truth. For the regulation of the mass media, and preventing of the manipulation of the masses via bullshit stories and shoddy journalism. Hell, I suggest creating a natonal press corp comprised entirely of clones of Hunter S Thompson. We can do it. We have the technology.


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What are drug laws here?
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>> No. 77
What exactly are the reasons behind the tame-drug(i.e. Cannabis) restrictions? Lax as they may be, they are still existent.
>> No. 80
>>77
I can only speak for The Province of Lastrup, but as governor, I must say that the reasons for a necessary permit is simple. Obtaining a license will be very easy, and while this will require a few documents to be filled, virtually anyone can get a license, as long as you pay a modest fee, which will contribute to the development and well being of The Province of Lastrup.

Those taxes aren't going to be the only sources of revenue for The Province of Lastrup.

Hopefully, you are now a bit more informed on the reasons for the rules.

Long live the King, Long live the Land.
>> No. 132
all drugs legal.
fuck


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