The Meat Curtain Descends Across Europe

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LordSlowpoke !!AyZTEzBTVl 09/09/16(Wed)09:32 No. 3 Stickied

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Listen up, faggots.
I'm the monarch here. Goffenstuflia is a monarchy, in some kind of federational style. SImply, there are three governors, they rule the provinces other than the capital, and the king rules his own province AND the entire thing in the board of governors. This board is for discussing it, making the laws, and overall Goffenstuflia discussion. On the picture attached, you have a map of Goffenstuflia. The official languages are Goffenstuflian, a kind of English, Latin spoke only in the board of governors and German, since we take the land from Germany. So, here are the rules:
1. Trolling is a ban for you and on repeated offense your entire IP range.
2. Keep your religion to yourself. Goffenstuflia is officially an atheist nation. Any discussion on this particular subject will result in warning and ban.
People from /cccp/ know that I don't make many rules but enforce them like a mad bitch. All other stuff will be banned at my discretion.
And as always, FROM THE ADRIATIC TO THE ATLANTIC A CURTAIN OF MEAT.

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>>	twitch!3GqYIJ3Obs 09/10/12(Mon)21:40 No. 129 >>126 also >>126 Ours will be broccoli with melted peanut butter, cheese and hot sauce. Its called Baofstuch. try it. its awesome.

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Anonymous 09/11/19(Thu)17:22 No. 153

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this land is now under possession of the free people of lolidunnoia

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twitch!3GqYIJ3Obs 09/10/03(Sat)22:32 No. 100

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just a quick design.

>>	twitch!3GqYIJ3Obs 09/10/04(Sun)12:57 No. 107 File: 125468625852.jpg-(502.49KB, 925x1200, Goffenstuflia.jpg) looks okay on armour

>>	Anonymous 09/11/17(Tue)07:20 No. 152 File: 125847124498.jpg-(31.83KB, 428x424, red-flag.jpg) This is the one and only true flag of our magnificent socialist state. To hell with your capitalistic faggotry!

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twitch!3GqYIJ3Obs 09/10/09(Fri)22:13 No. 121

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What happens if the territories of Goffenstuflia come to conflict with each other?

>>	Anonymous 09/10/13(Tue)07:13 No. 130 There is only one Royal Armed Forces of Goffenstuflia. Should insurrection occur it will be put down swiftly.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/17(Tue)07:13 No. 151 The great Red Army of Goffenstuflia will crush any contrrevolutionary scum.

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Anonymous 09/11/17(Tue)07:11 No. 150

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No more property. No more dominance of capital over labour. No more exploitation.

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Mandatory gun ownership Dmitri 09/11/01(Sun)10:57 No. 145

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Much like Switzerland, I say that we need mandatory gun ownership for every household. A rifle behind every blade of grass for those fools who would invade us! A large militia will allow us to reduce the size of our army and put that funding into the Royal Shock Marines.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/09(Mon)13:32 No. 147 why would a landlocked country need marines?

>>	Anonymous 09/11/09(Mon)18:26 No. 148 >>147 to patrol our many river.

>>	Anonymous 09/11/14(Sat)10:55 No. 149 >>148 All one of them.

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Anonymous 09/09/20(Sun)16:21 No. 51

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I declare the formation of the splinter state of lolidunnonia. Come to lolidunnonia and I will give you fabulous powers.

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>>	Anonymous 09/09/29(Tue)01:18 No. 95 i can dig it man

>>	Anonymous 09/10/11(Sun)14:51 No. 125 long live lolidunnoia

>>	Ragestar 09/11/09(Mon)06:40 No. 146 The free mercenary forces of the annonyflag stand ready to aid the state of Lolidunnoia against the baseless aggression of the tyrant of Giffi... Gyf.. whatchermacallit. If the price is right. Also, we specialize in death squads.

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Mrs. Palin 09/09/19(Sat)17:41 No. 42

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Let's not let anybody with an IQ<110 within our borders. Also FairTax.

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>>	Dong_Guevara!Y0jevpanKM 09/10/06(Tue)12:37 No. 117 lol he has a small penis (USER WAS OXYCLEANED FOR THIS POST )

>>	Anonymous 09/10/13(Tue)12:11 No. 131 >>42 Let's not let anybody overweight/too skinny within our borders. So you're out not making stupid decisions. A nation does not run with thinking alone.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/22(Thu)00:47 No. 139 >>131 >>42 Woohoo! A nation of skinnyfat nerds...

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Anonymous 09/09/23(Wed)14:51 No. 73

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Will there be any kind of censorship in the great state once founded?
also, will there be any kind of propaganda, or even a propaganda ministry?

Anonymous 09/10/15(Thu)16:59 No. 133

I propose some kind of ministry of truth. For the regulation of the mass media, and preventing of the manipulation of the masses via bullshit stories and shoddy journalism. Hell, I suggest creating a natonal press corp comprised entirely of clones of Hunter S Thompson. We can do it. We have the technology.

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Anonymous 09/09/17(Thu)23:14 No. 28

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What are drug laws here?

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>>	Doctor Science!!LmAGD1LJIv 09/09/24(Thu)16:42 No. 77 What exactly are the reasons behind the tame-drug(i.e. Cannabis) restrictions? Lax as they may be, they are still existent.

UD!InFinland 09/09/25(Fri)14:32 No. 80

>>77
I can only speak for The Province of Lastrup, but as governor, I must say that the reasons for a necessary permit is simple. Obtaining a license will be very easy, and while this will require a few documents to be filled, virtually anyone can get a license, as long as you pay a modest fee, which will contribute to the development and well being of The Province of Lastrup.

Those taxes aren't going to be the only sources of revenue for The Province of Lastrup.

Hopefully, you are now a bit more informed on the reasons for the rules.

Long live the King, Long live the Land.

>>	Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)16:08 No. 132 all drugs legal. fuck

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