BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

thanks a lot brah

WE NEED MORE SHOOP-FACE FLASHES

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>>4364
My pleasure!

real pineapple rave

"Your name is Claire. You are a 18 year old Female with Red hair.

Your body has been drastically affected by mutation.

You have 2 seperate upper torsos , each torso section has 8 arms that have mutated into tentacles covered with suckers.

You have 30 ridiculously sized breasts on your upper torsos, each torso has 3 rows of 5 on the front . Each breast has 2 nipples.

You have 1 vagina on each of your upper torsos, pulsating and leaking fluid on to your chests.

You have a single abdomen and waist with 2 legs.

Nestled in your groin region there is 1 normal vagina.

You have 2 individual heads.

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Your name is Janette. You are an 18 year old Female with Blonde hair.

You have a single torso with 2 arms.

You have 2 C cup breasts on your upper body in 1 row of 2 on the front of your chest. Each breast has 1 nipple.

You have a single abdomen and waist with 2 legs.

Nestled in your groin region there is 1 normal vagina.

You have 1 individual heads.
You have 1 head on your upper torso
Each head has 2 eyes, 1 mouth with 1 tongue(s) in each mouth.

Your name is Player. You are an 18 year old Hermaphrodite with Blonde hair.

You are mutated beyond all recognition of your former self. Your body is covered with reptilian scales.

You have a single torso with 8 arms.

You have 29 gargantuan breasts on your upper body in 4 rows of 5 on the front of your chest and 3 rows of 3 on your back. Each breast has 5 nipple cocks.

You have 2 vaginas on your upper torso, pulsating and leaking fluid on to your chest.

You have 2 cock tentacles growing out of your shoulder blades that thrash back and forth.

Your lower body has been extended with 2 additional sections. You have 18 legs with 6 per section.

Nestled in the groinal regions of each abdomen there are 6 normal sized cocks 1 enormous metre long cock 8 normal vaginas.

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>>4612
pretty much the whole flash was in the promo...

funny not sexy, and thats ok.

>>4651
lol'd at the oldschool CN logo at the end.

Works fine, just wait till everything is done loading

Bamping this. It works, but I have no idea what I am supposed to do with this sound file. I want audio, damn it.

>>4709

Answered my own problem, put the sound file in a folder called "data" in the same directory as the actual game. Works now.

Suicide
No more tears

That's... kind of depressing.

Marijuana:
Get the sensation.

Colon cancer:
It's all inside.

O.J. Simpson:
One size fits all.

Slavery:
Head for the border. (not sure if that works)

Child abuse:
Fast, fast, fast relief!

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cunnilingus
Tastes great, less filling

I think this thread deserves to be on page 1.

>>4597
I think you need to not bump old threads.

I'm pretty proud of this.