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4 No. 4 Locked Stickied hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Hello, and welcome to our domain. This is the official /eastwood/ tutorial and FAQ on manliness. In here we will go through a man's day, cover the common misconceptions of manliness. Any of your questions that you don't see here, can go into /eastwood/. Now, let's begin.

Okay, so you want to be manly? Go into your bathroom, throw away all of your conditioners, lotions, and hair spray. This is a no faggotry zone. Faggots have invaded our lives, and our women love them. Okay, that's cool, we as men accept and tolerate faggotry. But our women have gotten the idea that men should become faggots, AKA "Metrosexuals". NO MORE. In order to fight the metrosexuals, we must stay resilient.

Now, I suspect you're a borderline metro, and wondering how to start? Firstly, throw away all your shirts (excluding dress shirts & tuxedos) that cost over $30 USD. You do not need them. Throw away all jeans that aren't Levi's and have those faggy rips and holes in them. Jeans are there for their durability, not their fashion. Premade holes defeat this purpose, yes? Now that we've gotten those clothes out of they way, go around and look for anything faggy, and throw it away. Some of these may be lotions, perfumes/colognes, conditioners, anything a woman would want that you don't need. And thirdly, cut your fucking hair. Unless your in a band, long hair isn't cool.
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>> No. 2049
I'm going to combine this with the "rules" sticky to save space.

1. Eastwood is your god, no exceptions.
2. No faggotry. At all.
3. The irc for /q/, /eastwood/, /fit/, and /zom/ is #toughguys in irc.99chan.org. Load up mIRC and join, only faggots don't.
4. Challenge my choice for the god/mascot for this board (Eastwood), and I will ban the shit out of you. Not kidding here.


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2238 No. 2238 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Manliness in video games.
None of those emo metrosexual twats, thanks.
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3008
Needs Moar Nukem

Pic's a bit cartoony, but that doesn't make it any less badass.
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3010
This man can kill everyone forever.
>> No. 3172
Why is this all the way back here?


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2096 No. 2096 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
This is the manliest man of them all.

/thread

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>> No. 3148
>>3142
The reason why the tanks didn't run him over was because there was foreign press filming everything and the Chinese government didn't want to look bad on Western cameras.

Still, it takes balls to do that.
>> No. 3149
>>3142
Goddamn right. Real men stare down a fucking column of tanks.

Cowards watch them kill innocents.
>> No. 3171
>>3148 western media had been filming the whole time. The entire civil war, so that was not apart of their decision to run them over. You will never understand the actuality from this action.


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3012 No. 3012 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Reposted here in the hope of better discussion. This should only piss you off if it applies to you:

Almost all the older 99ers constantly bag out on youthful angst and anger. This is stupid. The reason humanity has come as far as it has is because of youthful impetuousness. Young men being brash and headstrong is the cornerstone of being a man. I can only assume that you who mock it never felt it when you were young. If you had you would understand, but I don't think you did. I think you either thought it was stupid to try or didn't think you could so you just sat back and didn't rock the boat. Or you tried and failed in your attempts and now bitterly lash out at the young to compensate for you failure. Your attitude is petty and childish. I am not saying you have to continually encourage younger members in their rebellion and angst towards society, I am saying you should act like bitter children constantly mocking any type of rebellion as foolish and futile. It may be all but impossible to change society but that doesn't mean we should give up entirely. If enough of the young generation refuse to take the shit bestowed upon them then maybe we might be able to change something. But it is made all the harder when those that came before us mock and sneer instead of offering a quiet nod of approval. Or you know, you could continue being bitter and remain part of the problem.
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>> No. 3100
>the destruction of our own way of life and government.

You seem to be implying the hippies accomplished something. I do not believe you, and if our way of life and government has truly been destroyed I see no evidence of it, certainly not at their hands
>> No. 3109
Most definitely. I'm moving to Russia with nought but some money in my pocket and whatever I can carry. I don't know anyone there. I've never been there before. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm just determined to do it. I posted on /ask/ to ask for help/advice and all the fuckers said was "OP is an angsty dodecahedral 15 year old hurr durr" I'm neither 15, nor angsty. Or dodecahedral. I'm 20, young, brash, fearless and extremely pissed with my family after a massive shitstorm about our culture/heritage and their betrayal of it. So I decided to move to Russia, the land of my forefathers. Yes, it's a stupid thing to do. But I'm young and bold and stupid and that's what young men are like. Why the fuck can't they get that? Youd figure they were all in their forties, the way they criticized me, except that they were all claiming I was som dodecahedral kid who isn't from Russia and watched too many movies. I understand that I'm being young and stupid. But what the fuck, IM GOING OUT AND DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE GODAMMIT. The old people should be telling me how stupid it is, then offering advice because I'm young and dumb and need it, not pretending they're old and criticizing me and offering no constructive help whatsoever. God, it almost makes me believe there are no older guys here.
>> No. 3170
To the guy posting above me.
You're an idiot.


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3146 No. 3146 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
My dad is manly as hell, his dad was even more manly, and his dad was even manlier still. This is the same with a few friends I have. Our generation sucks. I feel like a let down to a great line of badasses. Anyone else is this boat? To stop this being a thread where we feel sorry for ourselves, is there anyway we can redeem our generation or at least ourselves from becoming spoilt, useless pansies?
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>> No. 3167
>>3166 You shut your fucking mouth and show some god damn respect for the fallen.

You tell that to Barton, or to Mcarroll, or to Smith, or even McClain. You don't know and you don't understand.
>> No. 3168
>>3167

You had friends that died, and I am sorry for that. But that still doesn't make the wars currently being fought any more righteous. A few of you have been in the army, we get it, there is shit we don't know about and can't understand. These wars are not about freedom and liberty, and no amount of soldiers dying for the cause is going to change that. Tell lopan I'll be in /shitdicks/ if he needs me.
>> No. 3169
>>3168 The point is you make the soldier himself look like a war mongering money grubbing piece of shit because you think that the politians are like that.

These men died defending their brothers. Not trying to take oil or looting things, they died defending us.

Do not make less the sacrifice of my brothers because of your political thoughts on the war. They died fighting and that is the true grit of a man in my book and it should be in yours.


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1549 No. 1549 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Men I need manly advice.

I am going to join either the Army, or the French Foreign Legion.

Each option only has one bad point each; Army I can only be a grunt because family history means I won't be able to get a top secret clearance thus no MI or SpecOps for me; As for The Legion I am pretty sure you don't get paid and I have no idea if they let you leave or not.

What would be more fun? Any one ever have any experience with the French Foreign Legion?
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>> No. 3130
>>3129

Some fly spec next to Somalia and the Ivory Coast.
>> No. 3145
OP here, it's cool to see this thread resurface again. To let you guys know, I've decided not to join the Legion until I'm in my 30's. I still have a fair amount of partying to do and I figure I don't want to waste that time in an armed force.
>> No. 3164
>>3145 Have fun with them, you will not be impressed


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3157 No. 3157 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
What does /eastwood/ think about cars and such crap? Are they necessary to be manly, or do only posermen care about such thing?

Pic related. My old car (Stock pic from Google, though)
>> No. 3160
That depends. Most real men HAVE cars, but having one is only necessary to prove your man-cred to other men, possibly women. You don't NEED one to be a badass motherfucker.

People who buy a shitty car (like your oldsmobile) and try to rice it up get automatic fag status. Leaving it stock is respectable.
>> No. 3161
OP here. Don't worry, its stock.
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Example of a manly vehicle


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2798 No. 2798 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
What is the movie that can, in your opinion, best capture the image of manliness? To me it has to be "The Elite Squad" (Tropa de Elite). It's one hell of a good movie I'm going to watch periodically, just to remind me what does being a man really means.
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High Noon
>> No. 3113
The only real answer is The Great Escape. Every character is an image of manliness in their own ways, whether it be dedication to their duties, like Big X, or sheer determination in the face of failure, like Hilts, or perseverance through fear, like Danny, The Great Escape is without a doubt the manliest movie ever made.
>> No. 3158
Once Upon a Time in the West, Bullit, and The Towering Inferno (only with McQueen and Newman's characters, though).


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2167 No. 2167 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Too many threads are discussing what it is to be manly, and not manly things like they should be. Well fuck this.

ITT: Manly ways to die. I'll start;

Trying to kill a polar bear with only a knife.
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>> No. 3150
Get out of /eastwood/. Real men don't die.
>> No. 3154
>>2237

I still say mine is the best.
>> No. 3155
Beating a polar bear and a narwhal to death with your dick, dying of heart failure from your massive erection hours later.


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3143 No. 3143 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

Fuck yeah.
>> No. 3144
that can't be within regulation


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