I'm going to combine this with the "rules" sticky to save space.

1. Eastwood is your god, no exceptions.
2. No faggotry. At all.
3. The irc for /q/, /eastwood/, /fit/, and /zom/ is #toughguys in irc.99chan.org. Load up mIRC and join, only faggots don't.
4. Challenge my choice for the god/mascot for this board (Eastwood), and I will ban the shit out of you. Not kidding here.

Needs Moar Nukem

Pic's a bit cartoony, but that doesn't make it any less badass.

This man can kill everyone forever.

Why is this all the way back here?

>>3142
The reason why the tanks didn't run him over was because there was foreign press filming everything and the Chinese government didn't want to look bad on Western cameras.

Still, it takes balls to do that.

>>3142
Goddamn right. Real men stare down a fucking column of tanks.

Cowards watch them kill innocents.

>>3148 western media had been filming the whole time. The entire civil war, so that was not apart of their decision to run them over. You will never understand the actuality from this action.

>the destruction of our own way of life and government.

You seem to be implying the hippies accomplished something. I do not believe you, and if our way of life and government has truly been destroyed I see no evidence of it, certainly not at their hands

Most definitely. I'm moving to Russia with nought but some money in my pocket and whatever I can carry. I don't know anyone there. I've never been there before. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm just determined to do it. I posted on /ask/ to ask for help/advice and all the fuckers said was "OP is an angsty dodecahedral 15 year old hurr durr" I'm neither 15, nor angsty. Or dodecahedral. I'm 20, young, brash, fearless and extremely pissed with my family after a massive shitstorm about our culture/heritage and their betrayal of it. So I decided to move to Russia, the land of my forefathers. Yes, it's a stupid thing to do. But I'm young and bold and stupid and that's what young men are like. Why the fuck can't they get that? Youd figure they were all in their forties, the way they criticized me, except that they were all claiming I was som dodecahedral kid who isn't from Russia and watched too many movies. I understand that I'm being young and stupid. But what the fuck, IM GOING OUT AND DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE GODAMMIT. The old people should be telling me how stupid it is, then offering advice because I'm young and dumb and need it, not pretending they're old and criticizing me and offering no constructive help whatsoever. God, it almost makes me believe there are no older guys here.

To the guy posting above me.
You're an idiot.

>>3166 You shut your fucking mouth and show some god damn respect for the fallen.

You tell that to Barton, or to Mcarroll, or to Smith, or even McClain. You don't know and you don't understand.

>>3167

You had friends that died, and I am sorry for that. But that still doesn't make the wars currently being fought any more righteous. A few of you have been in the army, we get it, there is shit we don't know about and can't understand. These wars are not about freedom and liberty, and no amount of soldiers dying for the cause is going to change that. Tell lopan I'll be in /shitdicks/ if he needs me.

>>3168 The point is you make the soldier himself look like a war mongering money grubbing piece of shit because you think that the politians are like that.

These men died defending their brothers. Not trying to take oil or looting things, they died defending us.

Do not make less the sacrifice of my brothers because of your political thoughts on the war. They died fighting and that is the true grit of a man in my book and it should be in yours.

>>3129

Some fly spec next to Somalia and the Ivory Coast.

OP here, it's cool to see this thread resurface again. To let you guys know, I've decided not to join the Legion until I'm in my 30's. I still have a fair amount of partying to do and I figure I don't want to waste that time in an armed force.

>>3145 Have fun with them, you will not be impressed

That depends. Most real men HAVE cars, but having one is only necessary to prove your man-cred to other men, possibly women. You don't NEED one to be a badass motherfucker.

People who buy a shitty car (like your oldsmobile) and try to rice it up get automatic fag status. Leaving it stock is respectable.

OP here. Don't worry, its stock.

Example of a manly vehicle

High Noon

The only real answer is The Great Escape. Every character is an image of manliness in their own ways, whether it be dedication to their duties, like Big X, or sheer determination in the face of failure, like Hilts, or perseverance through fear, like Danny, The Great Escape is without a doubt the manliest movie ever made.

Once Upon a Time in the West, Bullit, and The Towering Inferno (only with McQueen and Newman's characters, though).

Get out of /eastwood/. Real men don't die.

>>2237

I still say mine is the best.

Beating a polar bear and a narwhal to death with your dick, dying of heart failure from your massive erection hours later.

that can't be within regulation