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9 No. 9 Locked Stickied hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Welcome warriors, to /barbarian/! This board is for the discussion of women, weapons, war, and all other things barbaric. Everyone is welcome, from the

hillmen of Cimmeria to the nomadic warriors of Mongolia. But even the mightiest warriors, no matter where they hail from, must abide by these three simple

rules:

1. No CP: Barbarians like their women full-bodied and ready to bear them many sons.

2. No trolls: Trolls will be slain on sight and have their hearts offered to Crom.

3. This is not /b/: We are warriors, not simpletons.

Anyone who breaks these three laws will find themselves exiled to the frozen wastes of the land of autism.


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1941 No. 1941 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_savage
This sums up most of the responses I've seen on this board to anyone who actually displays a BARBARIC mindset. Prove me wrong? BROTHERS, LET'S FUCKING SLAUGHTER TONIGHT, AND WE'LL START WITH OUR FEEBLE COUSINS; The cowards among us, the false warriors, who are too weak or too afraid to be guided by bloodlust will serve only to feed our own! Come men! Glory, women, and treasure await us!


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1017 No. 1017 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
One weapon?
Dual-wielding?
Two-hander?
Staff-type weapon?

Preferred style!
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>> No. 1935
WHEN A' GO A FITIN' I LIKE TEH BRING MEH BIG OL' DOUBLE HANDER. ONE SIDE OF DEH HEAD IS A BLUNT AXE!!!! THE OTHER IS A REGULAR OL' MACE, DIS' HER GITS MEH ALL DEH WIMMIN IN DEH VILLAGE! ALSEH, ON DEH END OF DEH METAL SHAFT IS A SPIKE THAT EH SHARPEN EVER' NIGHT, JUST INCASE, YE KNEH? WHEN I NEED TEH KILL A SUMBITCH I JIST HIT EM DOWN
WITH DEH BLUNT EDGE OF MEH AXE!!!!! THEN I GET EM WITH DEH SPIKE!

ONE MORE THING YE BASTIDS, I FIGHT NAKED!
>> No. 1937
I use a staff, actually.
>> No. 1940
>>1935
>WHEN I NEED TEH KILL A SUMBITCH

I lol'd really hard. I read all of that outloud.


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935 No. 935 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
What is everyone's favorite tactic in warfare?
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>> No. 1906
Trap them, cut them off all roots. Attack with archers and send in the shock troopers to take out the rest.
>> No. 1915
>>1046
>It's spelled geurilla warfare. Not GORILLA.
>geurilla warfare.
>geurilla
>> No. 1939
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>>1915
you ever think he was training an army of gorillas?


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448 No. 448 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Carthage was a barbarian culture...and they were black...That means niggers are barbarians
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>> No. 1723
Actually Barbarian is an old word for 'foreigner'... the whole naked lunatics with axes thing got associated with it later
>> No. 1752
>>1082
This. As this thread shows, ignorance and xenophobia have been around since the dawn of civilization. Early cultures, however civilized they considered themselves to be, were fearful and superstitious of other cultures.

Nomadic groups made up of refugees, bastards, orphans, and foreigners were forced to pillage and loot towns in order to survive. Due to the lack of humanitarian handouts, they had no choice if they wanted to eat.

This "buster" garbage makes no sense. Mongolia was enormous back in those days since their men raped the women of many villages, turning them and their children into outcasts. Which added more and more to their numbers. Almost all of Europe was under the control of Mongolia at one point in history. Till the Roman army starting handing out defeat on a daily basis to anyone who would identify with barbarians.
>> No. 1938
Carthaginians were descended from Phoenician stock, specifically from Tyre, an island city-state off the coast of Lebskippy nigga, I believe. They did interbreed with Numidians, Iberians, and other peoples they came across. Hannibal himself was born of an Iberian mother.

I don't think even Numidians could be called black though. They were most likely of Semitic origin, like Arabs and other Middle-Eastern Cultures. They might have had some black African blood in them but not enough to matter.

As for the word Barbarian... It literally means anything non-Greek. The Greeks use to describe people that didn't speak Greek as sounding like they were saying bar bar, we would say blah blah. Technically the Romans were Barbarians according to this meaning. But the Romans later adopted it, as they did most Greek culture, to mean anything non-Greco-Roman.

>>1752 Mongols didn't appear until the late Middle Ages, long after the Roman Empire was gone. You might be thinking of the Huns, a different confederation of Nomads from Central Asia that attacked in the 400's. If I recall correctly, neither the Western or Eastern Roman Empire ever inflicted a serious defeat on them. They were defeated by their own former Central European vassals.


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1916 No. 1916 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
You guys are all fags you love it in the ass and dont care who gives you it because your bad little boys and it gets you off.
>> No. 1934
This sums up all *chan sites.
>> No. 1936
>>1916 Haha its funny cause its true. I do love a good dick in my ass and I dont feel the need to try and cover it up by coming onto the interweb and projecting my own confused sexuality on others. Injoy your life of suppressed homosexual urges =]


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1917 No. 1917 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
Hail and well met, fierce warrior's of /barbarian/! I beg you to spare my life, as I assume my request will be met with berserker rage

My humble request: I am planning on starting a game soon, and need a map depicting a frozen, tunrda-ish territory. However, it does need to be heavy in forests. I also ask that cities be removed.

I will admit, a map of Solstheim with the settlements removed, and all names of locations (besides Moesring Mountains, Insinfeir Plains, Lake Fjalding and related rivers, Hirstaang Forest, and Felsaad Coast) removed. I would greatly appreciate if the extra effort was also made as to removing tomb sites and fleshing out forest areas. The reason I am forced to come to you terrifying brutes of /barbarian/ is because my skills are weak. Like a woman's.
>> No. 1918
sage
>> No. 1919
sage
>> No. 1920
sage


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1853 No. 1853 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Noble Warriors,

Teach us the art of savagery and the Indian empires will reward you with all the gold and riches you desire. Help us fight off the inevitable English invasion in our time of need and in return books, philosophy and nonviolence.

yes barbarians?
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>> No. 1912
LET YOU BODIES BURN FROM WITHIN FROM THE INFERNAL FOREIGN SPICES THAT WE EAT AT FANCY.

EAT OUR CORPSES; AND YOU WILL LET OUR GODS EAT YOUR SOULS!
>> No. 1913
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>>1912
*Chops of comrades head*
The ranks of the Indian empire will not tolerate the petty chattering of the insane.

I will strike the rest of you illiterate baboons down with a fatal combination of philosophy and the martial discipline of my ancestors upon the tops of Everest and the Himalayas.
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1914
Do you still need me?


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1878 No. 1878 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Fellow warriors, I am but a simple bayani from the islands of the southeastern winds of Mactan. I have fought many battles yet I seek more...

I seek other warriors in the search of knowledge to combat the civilized menace. Who shall join me?
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>>1894
I would like to see you cut me down with that blunt weapon you have with you, old man.

And you are correct. I haven't seen enough winters with my blade. I doubt you'd be able to lift mine with storms I have faced.
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1904
The sea will thunder, crash and tumble but the rocks that break them stay forever laddie.

We are the rock boy and ye are but the waves that break on them. Do not come into our domain and speak of war and slaying when ye as a people are but children to our time.

Acknowledge yer superiour for I would shave my head if ye disgraced me with yer blood on my blade manling.
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1910
Yet...in time, rocks crumble. The earth beneath us breaks down. Yet the winds and the sea remain. Like the earth, time is your enemy. And like the wind and the sea below, I am forever.

And lost you are, old man. For this is not your land. This is a battlefield for which your blood will soon blanket.

Leave and I will show you mercy.


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1908 No. 1908 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
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