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9 No. 9 Locked Stickied hide watch quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery]
Welcome warriors, to /barbarian/! This board is for the discussion of women, weapons, war, and all other things barbaric. Everyone is welcome, from the

hillmen of Cimmeria to the nomadic warriors of Mongolia. But even the mightiest warriors, no matter where they hail from, must abide by these three simple

rules:

1. No CP: Barbarians like their women full-bodied and ready to bear them many sons.

2. No trolls: Trolls will be slain on sight and have their hearts offered to Crom.

3. This is not /b/: We are warriors, not simpletons.

Anyone who breaks these three laws will find themselves exiled to the frozen wastes of the land of autism.


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319 No. 319 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery]
I have seen many boasts of ignorant men around this fire; fools with tales that would shame the most mad and whimsical storytellers, expecting us to gobble it down like children (as if even young ones would believe it!). They pretend they know what a hero, a true warrior is. They are idiots spewing refuse.

A true warrior does not fight for rape and plunder - no, he fights for his home and family, for his way of life, to fend off invaders. He fights to ensure his tribe can continue to flourish, to ensure his sons and daughters have the best lives that can be brought to them.

They have not seen battle; they claim to be fearless and invulnerable in the field, and talk about the 'glory' of battle. They do not know what they speak of. There is no honor and glory to be found in battle, and no sane man is without fear. I have gone to war many times in my many years (I am now of the age of forty-seven, well past those days). It was the greatest terror I had ever felt. The idea that I would, in an instant, lose my life and no longer be able to help my wife and children - that is terrifying. Watching the many ranks before you be hewn before you, wave after wave of good men dying before the enemy sword - that is terrifying. To be cast in the fray, fighting for your life as your bretheren fall left and right of you, the screams of friends and acquiantinces calling out for help as they die, slowly and painfully - that is terrifying. Having to kill another man with your own two hands, watching as his life slips from him and you realize that he was the same as you, with the same dreams and aspirations, now shattered by your own malevolence and naive eagerness to kill - that is terrifying. A true warrior accepts this and fights on. Not for himself, not for women and gold, but for his family. For his people.

They act as if cutting down innocents, stabbing boys and overpowering women is a great thing. They are again ignorant for obvious reasons - any man who isn't lame can do such a thing.
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>> No. 2075
I completely agree with OP. I actually HAVE seen combat. I actually HAVE killed at least one man maybe more. I just got back from my second tour in Iraq last week. I've seen men shot and crying out in pain. War is evil and should only be done as a last resort. When I first joined the military I was all high on notions of glory and honor as well. That all goes out the door when you shoot a man a watch him fall. There is no honor in killing, no glory in death. Anyone who has participated in even on battle will tell you the same. War is ugly my friends, there is no room for glory just death.
>> No. 2076
All warriors fight for different reasons. The only naivety here is the belief that you are invincible in battle. You are just a man and no matter how brave you are you can still be bested in battle. You can be flanked by calvary or drive your horse into a spear flinging you to your death.

War is chance, a warrior brave and skilled may die at the hands of a novice. Heroes are men of chance who have found themselves on the right side of fate.

Only a child believes the battlefield is ever fare
>> No. 2115
OP, the celts fought for every reason under the sun. Young men dedicate their unwed lives to Morrighan, fighting, raiding, and plundering for the sake of fun, and to get that young wildness out of their system. Old men protect, young men destroy. That is the way of life, yet should be done with honor both ways.


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671 No. 671 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Name your weapon of choice!

WARHAMMER!
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>> No. 2098
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2098
>>1084
Warscythes are superior
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2101
Any of these would do.
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2114
Khopesh! It's an axe and a sword, all in one!


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2079 No. 2079 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery]
who do you command?

I lead grey knights to battle!
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2089
The Knights of Metal.
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2112
the knights who say "ni"
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the nine ringwriaths of Sauron


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1976 No. 1976 hide watch quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery]
Berserkergang. Who here practices it and any other types of combat that involve trance/unitary states for fighting?

Most Somaferans I've met would tear up mma fighters in a heart beat. Pic related; I also practice tanglang alongside my berserk practice :D nothing better than mixing east and west style
>> No. 1983
apparently, somafera is so obscure that it does not even have a wiki page. The only thing I could find about it was some strange, badly constructed amateur websites.
>> No. 2096
This is interesting. Who has the knowledge to enter these states? Teach me. Like the post before me I can find very little information of any use.
>> No. 2111
>>2096
I could talk for ages about the subject, but I'll just give you this link to save myself some time.

http://www.uppsalaonline.com/uppsala/somafera/somafera%20-%20the%20body%20wild.html


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63 No. 63 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Women as Barbarians.

Gender Equality, or BY CROM, NO!!!
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>> No. 2086
>>1725

very nice

no complaints here
>> No. 2103
>>1714

This is a silly discussion.

One data point does not a trend make. She might be proof of concept, but you're certainly not proof of consistency, or correlation.

Women = weaker. You're a statistical aberration, little more.
>> No. 2104
>>1714

This is a silly discussion.

One data point does not a trend make. She might be proof of concept, but you're certainly not proof of consistency, or correlation.

Women = weaker. You're a statistical aberration, little more.


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935 No. 935 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply] [Gallery] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
What is everyone's favorite tactic in warfare?
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>> No. 2090
Hard and fast!
>> No. 2097
Large Phalanx who can ditch their spears for short swords if needed and a large group of archers behind making arrow volleys as quickly as possible. As long as the phalanx doesn't move too slowly the only option for the enemy is charge the large row of waiting spears (suicide) or get chewed to pieces by the continuous arrow volleys (suicide).
>> No. 2102
Pre-emptive nuclear strike.


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Who here has put metal to flesh and bone?
Who here has lain with his enemies woman?
Who here has seen a man die from battle?

Closest I am is hitting someone over the head with a metal baseball bat, sleeping with my friends girlfriend and watching my old grandad die in hospital.
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>> No. 2094
>>16
>Who here has put metal to flesh and bone?
Metal lipstick container was thrown, but it didn't hit bone.
>Who here has lain with his enemies woman?
I seduced my enemy's boyfriend just to get her jealous.
>Who here has seen a man die from battle?
Someone died by accident in a cheer leading competition.
>> No. 2095
>>418

oh you
>> No. 2099
I have stabbed a man for taking my beer
I have killed countless of fish for food
I have tired to hunt boar with just a knife, but was unable to finish it do to the injuries the boar gave me.
Killed a bovine with an axe for food.
I have dissected human cadavers for science.
All the women of my enemies where nasty slags. The kind I would not touch in fear of STDs.
I see death everyday since it is my job remove the decease from the public. but I have seen a few people die from doomed-from-the-start battles. I.e. trying to stop a train by throwing themselves, stopping cars the same way, bungee jumping without a bungee cord, trying to pull a Houdini with a rope around their necks, or trying to dodge a bullet at powder-burning-close-range. I have seen a man shoot his face off with a shotgun. I have seen a man get shot at and heard his death gargle. I've seen a woman die from cancer while holding her husband's and child's hands. I've seen the after math of a woman whom was choked to death by a jealous lover and was thrown off a cliff into the sea. I seen the death of a 6 month old baby whom died during surgery.


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Real women love gentlemen, not Barbarians.
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>> No. 2011
>>1903

Excuse me, but I highly doubt that a barbarous female, such as type you covet, would wear such refined bows.
This creature is a proper woman modeled to a gentleman's taste.
>> No. 2070
>>2011
No one said she was a barbarian, just that she was REAL.
>> No. 2091
Some barbarians are wise and wordy, some are as thick as a brick shit house... what unites us is fighting drinking and wenches! and rape and burning things!


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Carthage was a barbarian culture...and they were black...That means niggers are barbarians
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>> No. 2064
>>2062
Please stop perpetuating that stupidity. Thanks.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=barbarian
>> No. 2085
Hahaha, leav him to be stupid... remember that assassins come from the word Ass, the back low part of the body, and Sin, something unholy...

Then an Assassin is some body that kills you sinning with their... ass...
>> No. 2087
>>2085

No they're assasins because assasins used to be really fat and sit on peoples faces. That's how they killed most of the royalty. They would offer to read the king a bedtime story and right as the king was falling asleep they would sit on his face smothering him. That's why in most royal courts there was a rule against people being fat.

The sin part comes from the gluttony associated with being fat but some assasins just had really slow matabalisms.


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