over the last two years or so theres been a lot of Luke-warm movies or just bombs. There hasn't been any really 'big hits' in a long time. I thought funny people was gonna be a hit---its wasn't---not really.

Alright /b/ I have a question. I relationship question, and I know you're all fucking brilliant when it comes to that kind of stuff.

So, there's this girl who've I've know quite well since I was a junior in high school (I'm a freshman in college now, she's at the same college as I am, we have a few classes together) anyways, we've always playfully bickered with one another, talked politics, talked about social issues and sometimes even philosophy, though she can be a little block headed when It comes to that. We've always flirted, and even said we'd get married then we were both forty if we weren't married by them, just playfully of course. She's had a tasmanian devil for about four years, and I don't think they're to close, just kind of fuck one another and eat together.

Alright, here's my conundrum. Recently I she had been wearing her hair in a braid, it looked nappy one day so took it down, I commented that it looked better down and since then she's been wearing it down even though she's repeatedly stated she dislikes wearing it down. Most of my friends say she's trying to get me to make a move, but I don't want to make a move and it be unsuccessful, because, well, she's a cool enough person that I'm just fine being her friend for the rest of my college years, and If my attempt is unsuccessful things will be insufferably awkward.

I'm looking for a video. A very funny video.
In it, a kid is making this annoying laughing noise and sacking the head of the kid next to him, who eventually loses it. He grabs the guys head, and slams in into the desk five or six times in rapid succesion and then grabs the chair he's sitting in and slams it into the kids face.

It's good stuff.

I believe I had the worst sex of my life last night.
Me and my sister had gotten a bottle of Crown Royal for 10 bucks off of a good friend, and went back to her house to get a "little tipsy" then have some fun. We got past tipsy real fast off of that bottle and went to the bedroom to fuck. We fucked for about 30 minutes, then she wanted to take a break. We went into the living room drunk as hell and sat down on the couch and stared at the TV. Somehow I ended up eating her out for over an hour, and she loved it. After I was done she suggested we go back to the bedroom so I could finish up, and we stumbled our way to the bedroom with the bottle of Crown Royal and took a few more shots. I got ontop of her on the bed and tried to put it in, when I did this she said she wasn't wet, even though she was drenching the sheets, and that I should go get some lube. So once again, I stumbled out of the bedroom and into the living room to grab the lube. I came back into the bedroom to find her sprawled out on the bed and she asked me to "cuddle with her". To make it seem like I'm not a total and complete dick, I cuddled with her for about 15 minutes, then asked if she was ready. The answer I got was being pushed off the bed and "No, fuck off." I get easily angered when I'm drunk, so I knew I had to get out of there before I slapped the fuck out of that woman. That night ended with me sitting in the living room jacking off with Seinfeld blaring on the TV because I couldn't find the remote and was too drunk to figure out which button on the TV was the power button.

I woke up this morning sprawled out in a puddle of a spilled orange juice on the kitchen floor with my dog licking my nuts.

Anyone else care to share their "worst sex" story?

TLDR; Fuck my life.

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Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)12:54 No. 442455 It's a tie for me. One, is some girl I met on the internet who was way more manly than she appeared. Like, veiny man hands, thick coarse hair... ugh, it was fucking terrible. She left her earrings here and I threw them away, never responding to any of her subsequent emails. The other one was another internet girl who conveniently didn't mention she was crippled and in a wheelchair (all her pics hid it deftly). She was actually cute and had a good body, but I was obviously freaked due to the situation and her gimp arm. I mean I didn't know if she had polio or what (turns out, google led me to find out it was a car accident). So I was so nervous I limp dicked her, and she had the audacity to tell me I wasn't very good. If she had just told me beforehand she was crippled, I probably would have had no problem. The best ever, though, was going on a date with a Theta and getting a blowjob without cumming. After leaving, I went to a Kappa's house, and fucked while watching the Devil's Rejects. You feel hella ballza the next day after that.

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)13:08 No. 442463 ya man, ya man, me too! i fuck all the girls and poop disaster

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)13:10 No. 442466 File: 125875143418.jpg-(55.08KB, 284x298, frat_fuck.jpg) >>442455 How many keg stands did you do that evening?

what is wrong with Russian people?
for real, im not kidding.

This is the funniest picture on the internet.

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>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)12:53 No. 442454 File: 12587503833.jpg-(98.67KB, 587x650, ck2.jpg) >>442446

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)13:06 No. 442462 oh great. another thread about how some lover is somehow better then some other lover. Whether you take it in the ass, or give it up the ass, it doesn't make you any less gay.

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)13:13 No. 442468 >>442462 I'm fairly certain that receiving a big throbbing dick in your ass makes you quite a bit more gay than fucking a dude's ass.

Who is Raoul Duke?

would you?

  Before you watch this insane music video by Jérémie Perin, note that is totally not safe for work. Its video-game inspired animation contains pixellated 8-bit depictions of both sex and pooping. The YouTube description reads “Think Spielberg’s Duel + Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel’s wildest fantasies.”

But what it lacks in decorum, it totally makes up for in animated awesomeness. The look is a pixel-perfect replication of the era of video games I grew up playing. And though it’s sad that there are no more games being made that look like this, I am thrilled to be living in an age when the kids who grew up with this aesthetic are now the grown-ups making new things of their own.

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>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)10:44 No. 442403 >>442401 That doesn't make sense. The semi-colon is also not needed. Jocks play sports regularly, but nerds don't have sex regularly. How is that a valid comparison?

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)10:58 No. 442410 >>442403 When you're that delusional anything is valid, after all life is a perception of your own reality.

>>	Raoul Duke 09/11/20(Fri)12:15 No. 442435 File: 125874815396.jpg-(66.45KB, 400x606, revengeofthenerdsposter1.jpg) >>442403-442410

  We do create our own realities