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Anonymous 13/02/17(Sun)23:17 No. 1406

I don’t know if this belongs on some other board (I feel like /dare/ wouldn’t have what I’m looking for), but here goes. To make a long story short, I’m on probation and I have my first urine test this coming Thursday. Since my court date I have been in a near-constant state of fear and anxiety over the prospect of failing this test. The last time I smoked weed was January 19th, so by the date of the test I will have been clean for a total of 32 days. In the last couple of weeks, I’ve been going on 45-60 minute walks about every other day in an attempt to get some exercise, as well as sporadically taking niacin pills at the suggestion of an anon on /b/.

Some pertinent information: I live in New Jersey; I’m a 20 year old male; the last time I weighed myself I was 129 pounds, and I’m 5’9”.

My question is, will I pass this goddamn urine test? Is there anything I can/should do between now and Thursday? I’m just so sick of this horrible anxiety. It’s been all I can think about and it’s seriously interfering with my daily thought process. I really can’t go to jail. My life would be ruined. More than anything, I just want someone who knows what they’re talking about to tell me I’ll be okay.

I’m sorry if this sounds whiny or whatever, I’m just scared.

>>	Anonymous 13/02/18(Mon)09:24 No. 1408 Try and get a medical marijuana card for your state maybe?

>>	Anonymous 13/02/18(Mon)18:34 No. 1409 >>1408 OP: I don't have any medical conditions that would warrant getting a medical marijuana license, except maybe depression, if that even flies in New Jersey. Either way, it wouldn't do me much good in my current situation.

Anonymous 13/02/19(Tue)01:59 No. 1410

Well you are skinny and you have had plenty of time between weed and test.
Everything is looking good for you. Try not to worry about things out of your control.

If you are still seized by fear, focus on what you can control. Exercise will help so if you feel yourself overwhelmed, go exercise.

You will be fine.

>>	Anonymous 13/02/19(Tue)20:41 No. 1411 Yeah that shit is probably out of your system. I would be super surprised if you failed.

Anonymous 13/02/19(Tue)23:15 No. 1412

>>1410
>>1411
Thank you. I needed to hear that.

I mean, it might be worth noting that I smoked kinda regularly over winter break, anywhere from 3-5 times a week, but in November it was only about 1-2 times a week, and I was totally clean two months before that.

I dunno. I'm probably okay. It's just scary shit. I suppose in the off chance that I do fail, my lawyer could always smooth things out somehow.

>>	Anonymous 13/02/21(Thu)23:06 No. 1413 OP again, it turned out to literally not be a big deal at all; it was a mouth swab test, not a urine test. All is well. Thanks for the supportive words anway. SAGE has been used.

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